Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy all classic love tales.
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Judge says he’s never seen anything like this widow who hugged and forgave her husband’s killer in court
Just weeks after Joseph Tillman killed her husband of 50 years in a DUI accident, Regina Johnson forgave him in court and it was quite the emotional scene.
Here’s what we know about the meeting between Trump and Putin, and what’s next
Presidents Trump and Putin met yesterday in what was a predictably crazy meeting.
Redistricting once again stalled in Texas after House fails to reach quorum
Welp.
Want funny updates about Trump and Putin’s meeting? Here ya go.
The best medicine for tense meetings between world leaders is laughter. I think.
Little League condemns sports betting on kids’ games
How degenerate do you gamblers have to be for this to be a problem?
WATCH: Moose attempts to crash Alaska meeting with Trump and Putin
This is the most Alaska thing to ever Alaska.
Connecticut Woman Arrested For Staging Slip On “Banana Peel” In Goodwill Parking Lot
Rosalba M. Chiulli fell in a Goodwill parking lot and told the store’s management that it was their fault. She claimed she slipped on a banana peel.
Liberals Protest Peace Talks Between Trump And Putin That Could End The War In Ukraine
Trump and Putin are meeting in Anchorage today in what will hopefully be the beginning of the end of the Russia-Ukraine war, and the libs are out protesting the meeting.
Judge Blocks Trump From Defunding Schools That Push DEI
A Trump-appointed judge has struck down Trump’s effort to get DEI out of public schools.
The Times’ opinion page is WILD this week
The left side of the political aisle seems to have lost its mind.
Pinkfong wins copyright battle, so now “Baby Shark” is here to stay
Anyone who has become a parent in the last decade has heard it.
White leftist who killed 10 black people wants charges dropped because grand jury was too white
Do you remember the commie who shot 13 black people in Buffalo in 2022, killing 10?
Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter says she experiences “a lot of climate anxiety” and it’s “not funny”
Ella Emhoff is very concerned about the state of the world, posting this message on Thursday for her TikTok followers:
This dude “mumble interviewed” NFL players at practice and got ’em pretty good 🤣
This made me laugh so hard.
NEW: DC Sues Trump Admin For Stopping Crime By Taking Federal Control Of Police In Federal City
You knew it was bound to happen.
Liberals call Costco’s decision not to sell abortion pill “short-sighted”
Costco is the place where you can truly get everything. Everything, that is, except baby-killer pills.
Nancy Pelosi Says Trump Shouldn’t Discuss Peace With Putin In Alaska Because Ukraine Is Fighting For America’s Democracy and “Russia Claims Alaska” 🥴
85-year-old veteran lawmaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has a very important message for America:
“Mark My Word”: After Receiving Trump 2028 Hat In The Mail, Newsom Claims Trump Will Run For Third Term
Does he really not know?
Alabama dog buries human remains in front yard for 4th time in past year
The South can be a strange and exciting place.
The New York Times wants you to know about the “beauty” of “bodega ramps” that look like baked piles of poo
The writers and editors at the country’s premiere newspaper would like you to appreciate the "beauty" of blobs of uneven concrete outside run-down convenience stores.
This Australian football player at Nebraska is going viral because he REALLY misses his family
I love this so much: The love, the emotion — even the caption is perfect.
Woman Becomes First Winner Of Michigan Beauty Pageant To Wear Hijab
As-salamu alaykum, my friends. Ahlan wa salhan fi Michigan!
Vietnamese restaurant in London shut down after dog meat found in freezer
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say this was a traditional English restaurant.
Trump signed a proclamation today and decided to do some trolling while he was at it. We’ve got the clips.
Could President Trump sign orders and proclamations without trolling anyone and everyone? I dunno, but he certainly enjoyed it today!
5-year-old boy smothers goat with kisses after winning fourth place at Texas animal show
"I love goats."
Report: Putin preparing to test Russia’s latest nuclear missile system ahead of talks with Trump
The two big dogs of the modern geopolitical landscape are set to meet this week on the Alaskan frontier:
UPDATE: Subway Sandwich Slinger Who Called Agents “Fascist” Was DOJ Employee
Well, this is a shocking turn of events.
British Cops Release African Migrant Caught Sneaking Into Woman’s Home Because “Trespassing Is Not An Arrestable Offense”
On Wednesday, an African migrant was detained by Londoners after he was allegedly caught entering a woman’s home in Canary Wharf, one of London’s premiere financial districts.
Trump admin bulldozes DC homeless encampment
President Trump, once again, proving that you can just do things.