I’m a sucker for videos of intoxicated individuals speaking to police while being arrested, but when it’s a Democratic candidate for governor in South Carolina it just hits that much harder.
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Florida To Expand “Alligator Alcatraz” Franchise With “Deportation Depot” Detention Center
Ron DePorter is back in action.
Researchers find body of British explorer who fell into Antarctic glacier in 1959
I didn’t have this on my Bingo card for this week.
Oregon Man Loses Part Of His Arm While Trying To Stop Car Thieves Using Homemade Grenade
Back in June, Oregon man David Ray Allen saw some guys who he suspected to be car thieves hovering around his vehicle. And while he could have done what a normal person would and called the police, Allen thought to himself, "Here’s my chance," and popped back inside…
Rhode Island man found guilty of rape after faking death, fleeing country, giving interviews claiming to be disabled Irish orphan
Is that headline confusing enough for you?
This account asked people to share stories to prove DC crime isn’t so bad and the exact opposite happened 🍿
Behold, the post that started a movement:
Man Charged With Felony Assault After Throwing Subway Sandwich At Federal Agent In DC
Assaulting a federal agent is no joke, but nobody, and I mean nobody, should ever show this level of disrespect to a Subway sandwich.
This LA resident blares a train horn on the daily and his neighbors can’t get police to help
Bro, living in LA is enough as it is, but having to listen to this?
Jets QB Justin Fields is “addicted” to reading Bible daily
When you see a headline about a sports star moving to NYC struggling with addiction, you automatically assume it’s going to be another depressing tale in the vein of Johnny Manziel.
Record-low number of Americans now drink alcohol
America officially has a problem drinking.
British Police Fine Man $400 For Riding Electric Skateboard Without Insurance
United Kingdom police reportedly gave this man a fine equivalent to $400 USD and six points on his nonexistent driving license because he didn’t provide them proof of insurance for his electric skateboard.
Brits are welcoming JD Vance by posting this meme everywhere because they think it will bother him
I’m sorry, but this is kinda funny and I think JD would agree.
The most bizarre marketing stunt might be this Domino’s pizza delivery at Loch Ness
Imagine you’re at Loch Ness and off in the distance this object pops up out of the water:
If you missed it, Chattanooga got absolutely walloped by rain. Videos here.
On Tuesday, Chattanooga, TN, saw a torrential downpour that claimed at least three lives.
Socialism Update: Kansas City To Close Subsidized Grocery Store “Despite Receiving Millions”
Well, it was a fun idea, Kansas City, but it’s over. The Sun Fresh grocery store, which the city has invested at least $13 million into, is closed.
Chicago mayor: “[Trump] has always been intimidated by the intellectual prowess of black men”
Mayor Brandon Johnson has an important public service announcement:
Toronto Film Festival Cancels Screening About Hamas Massacre Because Terrorists Didn’t Grant Permission To Use Footage
Good luck coming up with something dumber than this, Babylon Bee.
This article from The Nation made my day. The cartoon made my week.
This looks like one of those "Who did this?" posts, but it’s actually a real cartoon and article from The Nation that was even retweeted by the author.
Trump is ordering a review of the Smithsonian’s collection and people are wondering if we’ll see anything spicy
In anticipation of the America’s 250th birthday, President Trump is ordering an "internal review" of all the stuff exhibited and held by the Smithsonian.
Gutfeld’s appearance on “The Tonight Show” brings in best ratings since 2023
Jimmy Fallon either loves this or just hates it.
Horror Story: California Mom Charged $100,000 For Baby’s Ride To ER
A lot of people experience the high cost of healthcare in the U.S., but could you imagine getting a $100,000 bill for a 15-minute ride to the ER? That’s what happened to one California family.
Union Boss Randi Weingarten Writes Book Called “Why Fascists Fear Teachers”
She really named her book this.
Five “Typical Nebraskans” Arrested For Running Human Trafficking, Child Rape Operations At Nebraska Hotels
On Tuesday, the U.S. Department of Justice announced that five run-of-the-mill Nebraska men were arrested for running a human trafficking ring out of local hotels.
Michael Phelps Teaches Baltimore Ravens Players How To Swim
They asked for it.
JD Vance met British patriot Thomas Skinner and the comments from both sides of the political aisle made my morning
Over the weekend, the world got a celebrity meetup that it never expected:
Florida man receives $1,000 for bagging 87 invasive pythons. People think he deserves more.
You gotta be on some Steve Irwin stuff to get 87 pythons in a month.
Dana White says UFC event will be shown on CBS live from the White House on America’s 250th birthday
The UFC just signed a massive deal with Paramount.
Report: Foreign-born population down 2.2 million since Trump took office; 1.6 million were illegal aliens
American voters will either love this or hate this:
British Government Tells Subjects To Delete Emails To Save Water
England is currently in a drought, which is the most Severe Climate Crisis™ since last year, when England experienced sustained flooding.
Texas Senate passes new map which would add 5 congressional seats for Republicans
Texas Democrats are not going to be happy about this: