Remember that there was a war that started between India and Pakistan, like, less than a week ago?
Not the Bee
New executive order creates self-deportation program where America will provide free flights out of the country for illegal aliens
President Donald Trump on Friday night signed an executive order making it easier for those illegally in the country to leave.
Are we gonna have (another) catastrophic airline accident? Check this out.
You may have thought this stunning technical failure at Newark was a once-in-a-lifetime event:
This Virginia McDonald’s has had enough of fights breaking out in their store, so they banned anyone under 21 from dining in
Let’s check in on the Washington D.C. area to see how well the folks in modern liberal democracy are doing, shall we?
North Carolina’s balloonhead of a former governor jumps into Uber to escape question about men in women’s sports
This interaction tells you all you need to know about the Democrats and their radical positions on sex and gender.
Mayor of Newark arrested for “storming” ICE facility with members of Congress
Wild scenes out of New Jersey, where Newark Mayor Ray Baraka, a Democrat, has been arrested.
Not Satire: Family of murdered man creates AI likeness that “forgives” killer during sentencing
I’m not saying I disagree with this man’s family forgiving the killer on his behalf, but this is creepy.
Charles Barkley just said “men should not play sports against women” and now we’ll wait to see if cancel culture is still a thing
Does cancel culture still exist, or have we moved past it as a society?
United Methodist pastor tells congregation that it’s okay to be a fig tree that produces no fruit: “We are already enough” 🤡
Listen — I’m a hardcore, pipe-hitting Protestant, who’s told myself I’d never covert to Rome. But videos like this make me reconsider.
Jaguar looks for new ad agency after disastrous woke rebrand
Go woke, go broke!
This New Yorker called out Letitia James to her face in front of a huge crowd of libs
This is quite hilarious:
This lady says she doesn’t want to be gay anymore after seeing Walmart’s cringe Pride collection for 2025
Walmart’s gay pride collection is SO gay this year that the gays don’t even like it!
LEGO announces $366-million investment in Virginia manufacturing
When we say we want things built in America, I will admit I wasn’t thinking of children’s building blocks.
Igloo expands recall of coolers due to risk of “fingertip amputation” 😬
Nothing like finding out on a random Friday that your favorite cooler might accidentally chop your hand off if you aren’t careful.
Draymond Green says there’s an “agenda” to make him “look like an angry black man”
Surely, Draymond, you cannot be serious with this one:
Former Supreme Court Justice David Souter has passed away
Justice David Souter, a George H.W. Bush appointee who spent 19 years on the Supreme Court before retiring, sadly passed away Thursday in his New Hampshire home. He was 85 years old.
Poll: 71% of Democrats want Elon Musk to be thrown in prison
I’m telling you, Elon Derangement Syndrome (EDS) might possibly be worst than Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Watch these Metallica fans jump so hard that it registered a small earthquake at Virginia Tech’s Lane Stadium
The Virginia Tech Hokies, for the past 25 years, have entered Lane Stadium during home games like this:
Trump made fun of Gay Mayor Pete with the most amazing backhanded swipe in history
Just when I think he can’t get any funnier, the president delivers again and again.
“I felt dumb for missing the clues”: These girls were unaware that their 6-foot-tall star pitcher is actually … well, you know
An insane story out of Minnesota for you:
Trump just fired the Obama appointee who let Lizzo use James Madison’s flute
In Trump’s unrelenting crusade to clean up our government, this latest firing is an interesting one.
This Fox panelist passed out on air and the host’s reaction was … interesting
MAGA commentator Camryn Kinsey had a very rough evening last night as all of America watched her pass out live on-air.
I scoured the lands to find the best memes about the first American pope
Dominus vobiscum, ladies and gentlemen.
Paul Pierce said he’d walk 20 miles to the Fox Sports studio if the Celtics lost game 2. Looks like he’s a man of his word.
Former Celtics star Paul Pierce claimed on his Fox Sports show Wednesday that if the Celtics, who had already lost game 1 at home, lost game 2, he’d walk to work on Thursday.
Kentucky boy orders 70,000 suckers after mom hands him phone
Holly LaFavers got quite the shock when she opened the door to an Amazon delivery … of 70,000 suckers. Apparently, she had handed her son her phone to keep him busy, and he spent $4,000 on Dum Dums.
Trump says it’s a “great honor” to have an American pope and the Vatican has called him to arrange a meeting
Within hours of the American Cardinal Prevost being named as Pope Leo XIV, the White House had already been in communication with the new Roman pontiff.
Biden says he “wasn’t surprised” Kamala lost to Trump
I like how Joe Biden beats around the bush on this question in order to deflect from the fact that he’s 100% not surprised Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump in the 2024 election.
Here’s the backstory on the first American pope (is he woke?)
White smoke rose from the Sistine Chapel early in the evening, and now Catholics have their pope: Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost of Chicago, the first American pope, though he’s also a Peruvian citizen. He takes the name Pope Leo XIV.
We just learned who the new pope is but don’t let that distract you from these quality pope jokes
There’s been white smoke at the Vatican, and you know what that means: Catholics are about to get a new pope and a new popemobile.
Florida man claims he was just offering vodka to cops during bizarre chase. Yes, there’s video.
Florida man gon’ Florida man.