The white smoke is bellowing out of the Sistine Chapel and the bells are ringing.
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Trump strikes trade deal with UK just hours after Jen Psaki mocks him on MSNBC for not making any deals
I’m sure you’ll find this hard to believe, but last night Jen Psaki opened her MSNBC show by mocking Trump for not striking "a single trade deal" with "any single country."
Salt Lake City joins Boise in making gay flags “official” to subvert new state flag laws
What lengths won’t radical mayors of Democrats city go to to promote sodomy and sexual depravity?
Why is this lady’s impression of a Southern county clerk the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen?
This right here is uncanny.
Kentucky man wins $167-million Powerball, winds up in Florida jail four days later
I mean, we all have our own ways of celebrating, don’t we?
“We’ve crushed fascism before, and we’ll crush it again”: British WW2 vet levels Tesla with tank
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and I have nothing to say about it because it speaks for itself in its idiotic nature:
A TikTok challenge has kids setting their school-issued laptops on fire
Warnings are sounding around the country about a dangerous new TikTok trend that shows students how to set their school-issued Chromebooks on fire.
“You think I’m gonna be sitting on a waiting line at United?”: Comrade Bernie just said the quiet part out loud
Sometimes, if you watch closely, leftists will show you who they really are.
Watch these feminists release pink smoke to protest the all-male papal conclave
Oh man, pink smoke?
Poll: Half of the Brits wouldn’t fight for their country “under any circumstances”
I’ve gotta be honest, after seeing what has happened to the U.K. and Europe, it’s hard to blame them.
Canadian police started a presser for two missing kids with a freakin’ land acknowledgement. Really.
You guys, Canada is not a serious country.
The media is dead set on informing Americans that an “all-white jury” acquitted three cops in the death of a black man. Let’s talk about their word choices.
Media outlets regularly twist facts to create a desired narrative, but the shameful race-baiting with the reporting on the acquittal of three Memphis police officers might take it to another level.
Come see the Nashville middle school teacher who doubles as a drag queen. Why is this allowed?
Well, would you look at that — yet another "homeschool your kids" ad practically writes itself.
Someone asked who the Protestant version of the pope is … the answers have me rolling
We are having something of a conclave in Protestant world and it’s happening over on X.
JD Vance joked that World Cup visitors could be deported if they don’t leave after the tournament and the Left is freaking out about it
So the United States will be hosting the FIFA [yawn] World Cup [yawn] in 2026, something literally everyone who loves sports has been asking for.
Jemele Hill just compared people who don’t want men in women’s sports to people who disagreed with MLK
I regret to inform you that Jemele Hill is still in journalism. Furthermore, she’s actually a panelist on CNN.
Televangelist Jim Bakker says he needs another $1 million to avoid being out on the street 🤔
Okay, I’ll be 100% honest with you, I thought Jim Bakker was dead.
Black dad kills random cop after officers shot his son, who fled a stolen car with a gun. Wokies are celebrating him.
Wild story right here out of Cincinnati.
Watch these Frontier Airline employees mock, film a customer who missed the check-in cutoff
I may have seen worse customer service somewhere, but I’m not sure where.
Pro-Palestine student group says liberating Palestine will help “destroy the United States and capitalism”
As a socialist radical once said, "The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution."
This Yankees fan caught a home run and then celebrated with his boys. There was just one problem with the celebration.
So if you didn’t know, it’s a huge deal when you catch an Aaron Judge home run ball. However, if you do catch one, don’t be like this kid, who lost the ball during his celebration and went deer-in-the-headlights when he realized it was gone.
Scientists say they may have finally discovered the hidden “Planet Nine” at the far reaches of the Solar System
Scientists have been looking for the mythical "Planet Nine" of the Solar System for many years now:
Politico just reported this about the papal conclave and I wish it were parody
Sometimes real life, Hollywood, and parody all merge into one amalgamation of horror.
American tourist becomes the first man in over 1,500 years to be impaled at the Colosseum
Ever since Christianity transformed the pagan world, impaling people at the Colosseum has taken a hiatus.
I promise you this is not satire
Bro, this is getting ridiculous.
This road-rage incident is seriously one of the worst things I’ve ever seen (don’t worry, he survived)
There’s road rage, and then there’s whatever this is:
Times Square now has a statue of a portly black woman to promote Marxism. Check it out. 😂
You know how New York City removed statues of Thomas Jefferson and Teddy Roosevelt?
Trump to rechristen the Persian Gulf as the “Arabian Gulf”
President Donald Trump’s quest to rewrite classroom geographical maps continued Tuesday, as news broke that he’s planning to announce that the United States will now refer to the Persian Gulf as the "Arabian Gulf." He will visit Saudi Arabia next week.
“This is White Sox baseball”: Come watch the inning of the year from Chicago’s worst baseball team
I realize that when I say "Chicago’s worst baseball team" it’s not saying much, but this blooper-reel inning right here is what we’ve come to expect from the Chicago White Sox.
Lesbian lead character of HBO’s “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad
Nope, not satire. This is what HBO’s zombie-apocalypse show is about now: