The United States attorney for the District of Columbia has some thoughts for the fake news:
Not the Bee
You haven’t golfed until you’ve golfed with this level of distraction
You think you’ve golfed, but have you golfed in these types of conditions?
Chinese man pleads guilty to smuggling 850 turtles in socks from US to Hong Kong
Yep, this was a thing that happened.
Starbucks is asking South Korean customers to stop bringing printers and desktop computers into the store
This should’ve been an SNL sketch but somehow it’s an actual thing that’s happening in South Korea.
Texas Attorney General Files Motion To Hold Beto In Contempt For Violating Court Order
Is Texas actually going to lock Robert Francis up, or is this just another political stunt?
One Of Minnesota’s 10,000 Lakes Accidentally Drained
R.I.P., Alice Lake in William O’Brien State Park.
The Vikings have two new cheerleaders and they’re exactly what you’d expect from a team that wears purple
Well, Minnesota, it looks like you can finally change your name to the Viqueens.
DC police chief asks what “chain of command” means after question from reporter
First the video, then the options:
Female UK Cops Go Jogging To Catch Catcallers
You read that headline correctly. Surry Police are going on undercover jogs in an effort to catch catcallers.
Report: Chuck Schumer invented fictional New York couple that he’s used his whole political career
Bro, I knew Chuck Schumer was an odd duck, but I had no idea it went this far.
Bee Forum News: President Trump Offers Putin New Jersey
Even his critics are hailing Trump’s latest move as brilliant, saying, "Why didn’t we think of this before?" as reports have come out that President Trump has offered Putin the state of New Jersey if he agrees to give Ukraine back to the Ukrainians. Putin is seriously considering…
Begun, the AI app wars have: Elon Musk threatens Apple with legal action, claims it favors ChatGPT
Fasten your seatbelts, kids (again).
This was not your average foul tip
This is one of the strangest plays I’ve seen in baseball in a long time:
Newsom pens letter to Trump saying he’ll redraw congressional maps in California if red states do
This whole drama about the gerrymandering of districts is so much fun, isn’t it?
Young Chinese Workers Now Paying Companies To Pretend To Have Jobs As Unemployment Remains High
If you ever feel like you’re as lazy as Ferris Bueller…
Trans sex offender officially avoids jail for kidnapping because of mental incompetence, will likely end up back on streets
Here’s an update on the insane development in the case of a "transgender" sex offender who was set to have all charges dismissed after he tried to kidnap an 11-year-old Colorado boy during his school recess in 2024.
FBI says whistleblower told bureau that Rep. Adam Schiff led charge to “leak classified information” to harm Trump
Stare directly at this:
Grok Suspended From X For Violating Community Standards
It was only a matter of time before Grok got itself suspended from X, and it finally happened yesterday.
Whoops: Two Chinese ships collide while chasing Philippine Coast Guard boat
Big whoops right here as a China Coast Guard ship collides with a Chinese Navy ship in an effort to chase down a Philippine Coast Guard ship:
Democratic socialist says his first priority as Minneapolis mayor would be protecting illegals from a “hostile federal government”
Let’s see how things are looking in Minneapolis’s future, shall we?
Carjackers lead police on chase, steal four vehicles including a tanker truck, and get away near Downtown LA
This isn’t GTA. This is just regular Los Angeles.
Tennessee girl strip-searched, put in solitary confinement, sentenced to house arrest because school’s AI surveillance program didn’t understand her joke
A 13-year-old grader from Fairview Middle School in Tennessee was arrested and ultimately sentenced to eight weeks of house arrest, a psychological evaluation, and 20 days at an alternative school — all because her school’s AI program flagged a conversation she had with her friends on their school-issued…
Polls show interest in Epstein Files controversy has faded, Trump’s approval rating unharmed
Remember when Trump was SO OVER because he wouldn’t release the Epstein Files?
L’Oréal hires pornstar to sell makeup to teen girls
Ari Krysta is a "mattress actress" (her term) who has grown a following by posting sexual acts on the site Only Fans — in other words, she’s a pornstar.
Bill Gates is investing in this lab-grown butter that apparently tastes just like the real thing
You would have never guessed that Bill Gates was backing this new carbon-based butter, would you?
Multiple injured in Pennsylvania steel plant explosion
Happening now:
Liberal actress tells white Trump supporters they can’t go to Mexican or Chinese restaurants anymore, only Cracker Barrel
Jennifer Welch is an actress and a podcaster who has a thought for a wide swath of her fellow Americans:
Federal judge rejects Trump admin’s effort to release Ghislaine Maxwell grand jury transcripts
Cue the noise.
AOL to end dial-up service after 34 years
A blockbuster era of human history is about to end.
Supreme Court formally asked to overturn Obergefell ruling on gay marriage
Remember the hero of 2015, Kim Davis, who refused to do a same-sex wedding in a Kentucky courthouse right after Obergefell and was summarily thrown in jail for her religious convictions?





























