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National Guard rolling into DC to restore order following Big Balls incident
Sorry, but I had to have some fun with that headline 😂
People are flocking to DC to get a whiff of the unspeakably foul-smelling “corpse flower”
I don’t know about you, but generally when I catch a whiff of something gross, I tend to try and avoid smelling it further.
BREAKING: Obama-appointed judge orders “construction pause” at Alligator Alcatraz
Well, it’s a day that ends in "Y" so you knew we had to tell you about a liberal judge making a ludicrous ruling to keep illegals in the country.
Redditors Argue If Bagel Shop Is Fascist For Serving Vice President Toasted Bread Last Month
Nope, we are not a satire outlet.
What’s with this new virus in China? We’ve got the deets.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A virus begins circulating in China, sickening thousands and thousands of people, leading authorities to spray down the streets in an effort to control the infection rate.
Report: Former staffers say Jasmine Crockett is “mean,” “never in the office,” and “all diva”
Who would’ve thought?
Media says JD Vance asked Army to raise the water level of Ohio river to improve kayaking conditions (here’s what actually happened)
Today, the media is going with the "Republican is Persian Tyrant Xerxes" instead of "Republican is Hitler"!
In a move no one asked for, Heinz and Smoothie King team up to make ketchup smoothies
You know how when you’re hot and need something refreshing and cold to drink, so you guzzle the nearest ketchup bottle?
Team chaplain leads Christian revival at Arizona State ✊
This is pretty cool. Team Chaplain Steve Watson is leading a spiritual revival at Arizona State, leading Bible study and pregame chapel for both the baseball and football teams.