I am happy to report that he has officially done it.
Not the Bee
Libs are not happy that Apple announced MAJOR investment in American manufacturing (because of Trump)
Apple just announced the investment of $600 BILLION in the U.S. over the next four years.
He looks surprised: Adam Schiff under criminal investigation for mortgage fraud
What’s good for the goose is good for the bug-eyed gander, apparently, as Senator Adam Schiff is reportedly under federal investigation for allegations of mortgage fraud.
The MLB has its first-ever female umpire
I had a few female jokes lined up when I saw this headline …
Moroccan migrant faces deportation for lighting cigarette with flame from Paris’ Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
I’m starting to think these people have no respect for European history, culture, values, or its fallen heroes.
FDA issues the dumbest reason for recalling butter (again)
Last year, we poked fun of Biden’s FDA for the worst reason to recall butter ever.
Penske is mad that Homeland Security used its trucks to catch criminals. Homeland Security had the perfect reply.
Wednesday morning, ICE conducted a raid in Los Angeles at a Home Depot where known MS-13 gang members hang out. It was pretty epic.
Judge sides with Babylon Bee, rules against Newsom’s attempted ban on election parody videos
Remember late last year before the election when Gruesome Newsom decided to ban parody?
NHL mascot chased by grizzly bear while shooting promo vid in Alaska
The Seattle Kraken were in Alaska fly fishing as part of a community partnership with youth hockey when this happened:
Nova Scotia Bans People From Woods In Attempt To Stop Wildfires
Oh, Canada.