For many years now we’ve understood how to tell if we’re living in a computer simulation: You reach out and touch the nearest mirror. If it gloops onto you and starts taking over your body, boom, confirmed, you are in the Matrix.
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Canada just voted for national assisted suicide. Here are some of the meme reactions.
Oh Canada … why do you do this to yourself?
Listen to the first Neuralink patient with ALS give glory to God after brain-chip implant: “I am a better disciple of Jesus Christ because I have ALS” ✊
Tech may be dystopian at times, there are also some amazing, feel-good stories.
CNN, MSNBC blur images of criminal aliens that the Trump admin placed on White House lawn
So the White House pulled this power move and threw a bunch of yard signs featuring illegal immigrant criminals in the yard.
Bee Forum News: Vance Working On Book About Meeting Pope Francis, Titled “If I Did It”
Insiders report Vice President Vance is working on an edgy new novel about his recent visit to the late Pope Francis titled, "If I Did It." In the book, the Vice President will deny killing Pope Francis and also present a whimsical musing answering the question, "But what…
“I do have an underground tunnel”: Watch Mark Zuckerberg brag about his Hawaiian doomsday bunker
Mark Zuckerberg was talking about how he hates a security team driving him and his love of flying helicopters when this moment happened:
Watch this California man learn in real-time how our entire medical billing system is a scam
The absolute state of things.
Saquon Barkley golfed with Trump today and the lefties reacted with their inner racism
Oh no, lefties, one of the NFL’s premier black athletes just played golf with the president and then flew to the White House with him.
Michigan Rep. Shri Thanedar announces impeachment proceedings against Trump for deporting Salvadoran gangster to El Salvador
There is nothing Dems hate more than law and order.
One of the kids who prank called Shedeur Sanders was the son of a Falcons coach
We showed you this on Friday:
Enjoy the salty tears of this State Department employee who got fired by Trump and Rubio
Won’t anyone think of the poor bureaucrats working on "global justice"?
The internet is arguing whether 100 men could beat a gorilla in a fistfight and the comments have me in stitches
Could 100 dudes beat up a gorilla?
You have to see this highlight from the 80+ division at the Penn Relays
The Penn Relays were this weekend, and little did I know they hold a race for the 80+ division which was simply spectacular.
Chinese climber rescued twice in one week from Mt. Fuji after returning to find his cell phone
A Chinese man living in Japan attempted to summit Mt. Fuji and had to be rescued last Tuesday.
Report: Insurance data show the risk of “serious adverse events” from the abortion pill is 22 times higher (!!) than previously reported
A whopping two or three of you may be surprised by this.
Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend shuts down question about their relationship during CBS interview
Well, this is awkward…
Disney tells me “Star Wars fatigue” is why their content keeps flopping. Now see how much money a 20-year-old re-release made this weekend.
Yo Kathleen Kennedy: Stare directly at this.
White House displays 100 yard signs of “migrants” arrested for violent crimes and you’ll see them in the background during media reports from the lawn
Mainstream media members will now need to come with their best "Maryland man" bits every time they visit the White House, because look at what our favorite administration has done to the yard:
A small indie game developer just put the woke game studios and their barely playable slop to shame
For years now, gamers have been shoved epic piles of slop from woke, bloated "AAA" big-budget game studios.
This weekend’s White House Correspondence dinner showed that no one loves the press more than the press
The White House Correspondents dinner came and went this weekend and while no one cares, I think there actually is good reason to care.
Kennedy Center quietly cancels Pride Month celebration, gay orchestra director calls the venue “a hostile performance space”
I want to be incredibly clear on one thing:
Come see the massive Chinese skyscraper that is once again under construction after 10 years of sitting empty and abandoned
Don’t get me wrong, I love a siesta just as much as the next guy.
The media freaked out because President Trump wore a blue suit to Pope Francis’s funeral, but they forgot to mention a few others who did the same
President Trump attended the funeral of Pope Francis yesterday and, as you can imagine, the lefties had to find something to complain about. This time, it was the president’s fashion sense.
This lefty woman who lives in her car says she quit her job after finding out her boss voted for Trump
Trump derangement is a heckuva drug.
The man who stole Kristi Noem’s purse and cash while she was out to dinner? Authorities say he’s an illegal alien
I read this headline, in the mainstream media of all places, and I genuinely thought "They’re ain’t no way."
Someone prank called Shedeur Sanders on Friday pretending to be an NFL GM trying to draft him
NGL, this is kinda messed up.
Rampaging woodpecker terrorizes Massachusetts town, shattering windshields and mirrors
I’m not sure when woodpecker hunting season is, but I’ll bet the residents of Rockport, Massachusetts would like it to be today, right now:
Check out the poor “Denver dad” arrested by ICE
Sad!
Former Disney employee sentenced for changing food allergen info on Disney World menus
What the heck is going through some people’s minds?
Watch AG Bondi tell the story of how arrested Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan snuck an illegal immigrant OUT THE BACK DOOR to avoid ICE
We told you about Judge Hannah Dugan being arrested for sheltering an illegal alien in her courtroom 👇