Of course The New York Times ran this story:
Not the Bee
NYC influencer robbed of $500,000 worth of jewelry outside his home
Let’s check in on New York City, shall we?
Auto accidents are down 10% in Los Angeles and New York this year for some reason 🤔
Huh.
US GDP up 3% in quarter two, despite expectations
Trump’s dangerous and foolhardy economic games have done it again.
YouTube will now use AI to predict your age … and require government ID if it thinks you’re a kid
Given that most adults act like children these days, I’m not sure this will work 😂
MAGA: A massive semiconductor manufacturing facility is opening in Arizona
Need a job? An enormous semiconductor manufacturer is opening a new facility north of Phoenix, Arizona, and looking to fill it with workers. Surprisingly, many of the open positions don’t require any experience.
PETA sues Maine Lobster Festival for steaming 16,000 lobsters
The crack team of animal rights activists at PETA is at it again, this time suing the Maine Lobster Festival for having the audacity to… cook 16,000 lobsters for the Maine Lobster Festival.
Influencer Joey Swoll apologizes to woke mob for mourning Hulk Hogan’s death
It’s 2025, and people are still apologizing to the woke mob:
Roads are gridlocked as Hawaiians flee an incoming tsunami that’s sweeping across the Pacific. Updates here.
Residents of Hawaii, Alaska, and the West Coast: this is not a drill. Seek higher ground immediately. Tsunami warnings are in effect.
Montreal Fines Church $2,500 For Hosting Christian Singer
Let’s just be clear here: Christian singer Sean Feucht is controversial because he holds Christian conservative values.
Mercedes is adding Microsoft Teams to their cars. May God help us.
I know it’s hard to imagine for the Zoomers out there, but not long ago almost no one had a cellphone. Now we have this fresh nightmare:
Democrat state senator in Minnesota resigns after burglary conviction
Minnesota State Senator Nicole Mitchell announced that she would be resigning from her position in the senate after a jury found her guilty of burglary.
Shocker! Obama judge blocks measure in Big Beautiful Bill that defunds Planned Parenthood. Again.
Okay, this rogue district judge thing is getting really, really ridiculous now. The judiciary is beyond parody.
New version of ChatGPT passes “I’m not a robot” test that websites use to verify users
Welp. It’s over guys. Shut down the internet. ChatGPT is basically a human now.
Black woman cries over American Eagle ad, calls on “good whites” to give her money for “protection” 🥴
What do you call this level of delusion?
Potential 2028 Democratic nominee dodges question about boys in girls sports
Unless the Democrats want to run Kamala Harris again in 2028, this could be your candidate on the Left.
Same New Orleans jail that several inmates escaped from in May mistakenly lets inmate walk free due to clerical error
It’s one thing when inmates escape from your jail.
The media just discovered an initiative I worked on that’s sharing audio Bibles with unreached people groups (and they’re upset 😂)
Six years ago, I worked for a private family foundation that gives away tens of millions of dollars annually to advance the Gospel.
Josh Hawley introduces bill that would send tariff rebate to every American
I don’t know about you, but I sure love free money.
North Carolina Democrat very upset that labor is being deported: “The crops are not being picked … the hotels do not have anyone providing the service.”
Another day, another Democrat upset about losing the indentured servants who work their fields.
ICE arrests illegal alien hired as police officer in Maine after he attempted to buy gun
The Old Orchard Beach Police Department made a big deal swearing in Jamaican Officer Jon Luke Evans last June, and it would have been a great, feel-good story if Evans were a legal immigrant that had become a citizen.
Does MSNBC think whiteness is ugly?
We knew the woke Left thought the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad campaign was Nazi propaganda.
Cincinnati police chief who won’t provide context scolds people for sharing “out of context” videos of black mob attacking white folks
Cincinnati Police Chief Colonel Teresa A. Theetge has some strong words for people who shared a viral video of a black mob sucker-punching a white lady.
Tom Homan starched Stephen A. Smith when he criticized ICE for deporting “law-abiding citizens”
I guess Stephen A. Smith is having just about anyone on his show nowadays.
Convicted sex offender, gay husband share surrogacy journey on social media (buckle up for this one)
When this post hit social media, a lot of people thought it was "homophobic."
Only 20 people show up to “We’re with Colbert” protest outside CBS Broadcast Center 💀
The "We’re With Colbert" protest had about as much turnout as one of his late night shows, though arguably, it was more funny.
WNBA game delayed after player’s wig falls off … You’ll never believe what the refs did next
You’d think it would be enough of a parody that Phoenix Mercury guard Kahleah Copper’s wig fell off during a WNBA game on Sunday.
Bee Forum News: Justice Department Creates ‘Self-Imprisonment App’ Offering Lessor Sentences For Russia Hoax Perps Who Turn Themselves In
Well folks, the Trump administration is offering a great deal! If you or a loved one were responsible for creating or spreading the Russia Collusion Hoax and fear you may go to jail for a very long time, just log on to the new ‘Self-Imprisonment App’ to sign…
This Manhattan mass shooter just took the coward’s way out after a rampage. Here’s what we know.
On Monday evening, a man reported as Shane Temura walked into a NYC high rise and opened fire with an AR variant rifle.
Liberal women say American Eagle’s Sydney Sweeney ads are “Nazi propaganda” because they mention “genes”
Did you know that you’re a Nazi if you believe in DNA transmission from parent to offspring?