As the Democrats fight to bring accused wife-beater and MS-13 gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America, it seems we now have two more oppressed victims for the Democrats to hold up as heroes — and they’re from the same Maryland county as Garcia.
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“Very proud disabled trans woman” with beard gives speech about being misgendered to London protesters
Reality is crazier than satire, my friends.
Watch Pete Hegseth’s reply to the NYT’s latest smear story
Neo-cons, war hawks, and media activists REALLY don’t like Pete Hegseth.
These Florida residents are lucky they checked the doorbell footage before they grabbed their Amazon packages
You really have to be careful these days. The doorbell rings, and you think it’s that pair of Crocs you ordered on Amazon, but instead, you get stuck with some ripoff gators.
Someone cut down dozens of trees in downtown LA over the weekend and police have no leads in the case
Yo, who would do this?
Dylan Mulvaney seeking “permanent” move to the United Kingdom 😌
Trump has only been in office for three months but he’s already got the man who ruined Bud Light to consider deporting himself!
Did the Bidens photoshop Joe into their family Easter pic? See the reactions.
What is it with Joe Biden and photos?
Pope Francis has passed away. Watch his last public appearance … with JD Vance.
I mean this genuinely: Passing away just after Easter isn’t the worst way to go.
A message from the editor on the ultimate antidote to clown world ✊
Christ is risen, ladies and gentlemen (and I do mean ladies and gentlemen)!
Texas school district removes Virginia state flag from curriculum to comply with anti-grooming laws
If you don’t know what "malicious compliance" is, this might be one of the best examples.
Does watching a live-stream of the great Swedish moose migration sound like your idea of a good time? Boy, are you in luck!
Millions of people around the world are tuning it watch the Swedish moose migrate to their summer grazing pastures.
Tim Walz’s daughter says “if Jesus were alive today,” he’d be a lot like deported gangster 🤔
Here’s a good laugh for those of you who actually know a thing or two about the Bible.
This cat couldn’t look away from an unbelievable supercell storm in Iowa this week. Come see why.
Give the kitty credit, it understands when it’s getting a free show:
Drummer for the band “New Pornographers” was arrested for, you guessed it, child pornography
You know, sometimes it is the one you suspect.
Australian woman gives birth to a stranger’s baby after IVF mixup
An Australian woman gave birth to a baby she had no relationship to after the embryo of another client was thawed and transferred to her. The clinic, Monash IVF in Brisbane, Australia, said that the mix-up was the result of a human error, leading to the woman giving…
Florida woman arrested for allegedly selling human bones at her curio store
I have a few bones to pick with this next story, though many of you, I’m sure, will find it quite humerus.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy visiting with the Merchant Marines Academy on Good Friday will restore your hope in the future
I can tell you one thing, our last Secretary of Transportation, Gay Mayor Pete, wasn’t going to spend time with young men discussing faith on Good Friday.
Do these people arguing for Karmelo Anthony to walk free really think Kyle Rittenhouse killed three black men in Kenosha?
Bro, this is getting out of hand. A YouTuber named Anton Daniels got a panel together to talk about how Karmelo Anthony should "go free for the Texas track meet stabbing" and I kid you not, this lady brought up Kyle Rittenhouse and said this 👇
Here’s two minutes of Stephen Miller smacking around Dems for their love of a deported MS-13 gangster
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Miller time:
California school board tells girl to “wrap it up” while in tears about boy watching her undress in girls’ locker room
So this California student, Celeste Diest, thought she could make a difference by showing up at a school board meeting out in Southern California and telling the board about a boy who watches the girls undress in the girls’ locker room under the guise of being "trans."
Dr. Oz’s granddaughter fainted while he was being sworn in at the White House 😬
Dr. Oz was being sworn in as the head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services when this happened 👇
This guy should have learned more life lessons from his uncles in “Secondhand Lions” 😬
Haley, I gotta say, neither dead Bruce Willis or your fictional uncles would be proud of you for this:
DNC Vice Chair David Hogg: “Democracy is what put us through school shooter drills and school shootings”
Is this the vice chair of the Democratic Party trying to say that democracy is bad?
Utah woman has tires spiked by police during high-speed chase, calls AAA to come fix the flat
Utah woman Annamae Cabalsa Martinez was happily leading police on a high speed chase at speeds as high as 130 mph earlier this month when she made some life choices she would later regret.
Watch: JD Vance and fam attend Good Friday service at Vatican
Oh no, it’s more dangerous Christian Nationalism!
Remember the Englishman harassed by police for asking someone to speak English? This Nigerian-born mayor apparently called the cops.
Earlier this week, we reported on this wild headline:
Methodist update: “We believe in a brown Palestinian Jew, a black messiah … black women are a source of the divine” 🥴
Check out Broadway United Methodist Church’s service, including the wildest call and response I’ve ever seen in my life.
LeBron James Becomes First Male Athlete To Be Featured As Barbie Doll
This is so on-brand for LeBron James.
White House updates Covid website to reflect the virus’s escape from the Wuhan lab
So here we are, more than five years after the Wuhan lab gave us COVID-19, and the White House is finally reflecting the actual truth about where the virus came from.
Austin Metcalf’s family was swatted overnight. I’m not joking. Details here.
Well, just in case you didn’t think the Metcalf and Karmelo Anthony case couldn’t bring any more drama, you were wrong.