The "We’re With Colbert" protest had about as much turnout as one of his late night shows, though arguably, it was more funny.
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WNBA game delayed after player’s wig falls off … You’ll never believe what the refs did next
You’d think it would be enough of a parody that Phoenix Mercury guard Kahleah Copper’s wig fell off during a WNBA game on Sunday.
Bee Forum News: Justice Department Creates ‘Self-Imprisonment App’ Offering Lessor Sentences For Russia Hoax Perps Who Turn Themselves In
Well folks, the Trump administration is offering a great deal! If you or a loved one were responsible for creating or spreading the Russia Collusion Hoax and fear you may go to jail for a very long time, just log on to the new ‘Self-Imprisonment App’ to sign…
This Manhattan mass shooter just took the coward’s way out after a rampage. Here’s what we know.
On Monday evening, a man reported as Shane Temura walked into a NYC high rise and opened fire with an AR variant rifle.
Liberal women say American Eagle’s Sydney Sweeney ads are “Nazi propaganda” because they mention “genes”
Did you know that you’re a Nazi if you believe in DNA transmission from parent to offspring?
I think this is my favorite baseball play of the year
Baseball is awesome, and when highlights like this pop up on my feed I simply cannot help but get excited. You might wanna read the shortened caption here before playing the video.
Since he was already going to jail for shooting his wife, police say this Virginia man figured he might as well take out a guy he didn’t like
It’s an all too common tragic story. Virginia man Joshua Corbett Coleman suspected his wife of having an affair, and after a heated argument, he went to another room, grabbed a gun, and shot her dead.
Where’s the media on this UK airline passenger shouting “I’m going to bomb the plane, death to America, death to Trump, Allahu Akbar”?
Why am I just hearing about this now?
Gen Z men with college degrees have same unemployment rate as those without
Well, this can’t be helpful in the goal of paying off student debt.
Sports writer Skip Bayless is foaming at the mouth because Scottie Scheffler says family is more important than golf
Scottie Scheffler is the greatest golfer in the world right now. Fox Sports writer Skip Bayless is super angry that golf isn’t Scheffler’s end-all and be-all.
DeSantis announces 4-month-long Second Amendment tax holiday in Florida
DeSantis just announced a 2A tax holiday from September 8 – December 31.
JD Vance had some spicy thoughts about the perps who knocked a woman out cold on the streets of Cincinnati
Perfect example of how to talk about a story you don’t know much about 👇
Both Trump and Vance had something to say about the Epstein Files today
This Epstein stuff just isn’t going away for President Trump, and now he’s gone off with another statement about how the Epstein Files are a hoax:
This Spanish pilot got a little too close to the crowds with his F-18 Hornet yesterday 😬
Pro tip: Planes can’t fly in water.
NOT Satire: UK Government Posts Job Opening For “Sharia Law Administrator”
It’s almost hilarious how on-the-nose this is.
Police: Thief held woman at gunpoint to lure boyfriend out of California home in order to steal Pokémon stash
You wouldn’t be able to explain modern crime to criminals from a century ago.
Watch this matador get absolutely leveled after trying to get cute in the ring
Literally out of all the sports there are, bullfighting is the one where you should never distract yourself by showing off during play. Or else, well, you could meet the fate of this Mexican bullfighter.
Eric Swalwell records video of himself bench-pressing 135 pounds
You guys, the Democrats are desperate to be more masculine. So desperate, in fact, that Rep. Eric Swalwell of California apparently recorded this video of himself in the gym bench-pressing 135 pounds.
The British PM just said the funniest thing he’s ever said
President Trump pulled a power move and welcomed Prime Minister Keir Starmer today while in the UK to discuss free speech.
Atlanta PD says court system has no process to handle citations for driverless cars
This seems like quite a legal loophole 😂
Montana couple murdered while hiking with daughters on Arkansas trail. The suspect had tape over his license plate…
Clinton and Cristen Brink had just moved to Prairie Grove, Arkansas, from Montana and decided to take a hike at Devil’s Den State Park with their daughters. It was their last.
“Biggest deal ever made”: How in the world did Trump get the EU to do all this?? 🤯
Love or hate his strategy, President Trump is getting exactly what he wants from his tariff push.
Australian doctor found guilty of professional misconduct for sharing Babylon Bee jokes
This isn’t satire unless you consider the entire country of Australia to be a joke, and, well…
Was the attack at the Cincinnati Jazz Festival racially motivated? New details here.
On Saturday night, a white man and woman were brutally assaulted by a predominantly black crowd in Cincinnati, and a clip of the white woman being sucker punched by a black man went viral:
A Roblox cult called Spawnism is reportedly causing kids to seriously harm themselves.
If you have children, you’ve probably heard of Roblox; it’s like Youtube but for video games. Anyone can post games built on the system.
Ring camera in Compton picks up what some people think is an alien 👽
Something strange is happening in the Compton neighborhood of Los Angeles. Some might even call it "high strangeness."
Mom welcomes her fourth child with the same birthday
Seven is definitely a lucky number for California mom Nauzhae Drake after she welcomed her fourth child on 7/7. All of her babies were born on the same day in different years. Her oldest, 6-year-old Kewan, was born in 2019, with younger siblings Na’Zaiyla, born in 2021, Khalan,…
Watch this shocking attack in Cincinnati that left this pair beaten unconscious at a jazz festival
This is one of the most disturbing videos I’ve ever seen and it happened in Cincy on Friday night.
6-year-old calls 911 during pit bull attack, saving mom’s life
Texas mom Lindsay Stroup is lucky to be alive after she was violently attacked by two pit bulls that she was dog-sitting for a friend. Her daughter, 6-year-old Lily Goligowski, was with her mom and witnessed the attack.
Update: Watch as an armed citizen holds knifeman at gunpoint outside Michigan Walmart
Last night, a man went on a stabbing spree at a Traverse City, Michigan Walmart injuring 11 people, 6 critically with 3 requiring surgery after the attack.