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PETA demands Nintendo remove nose ring from cow character on Mario Kart (the replies are glorious)
I really don’t understand how PETA is taken seriously by anyone.
Trump to sign order aimed at ending mail-in ballots, inaccurate voting machines
Trump was up at 7 a.m. this morning and decided to hammer out a short essay about mail-in voting. I feel obligated to show it to you in its entirety 😂
Illegal trucker who caused deaths of three people in Florida has same name as Indian who collapsed bridge in Arkansas
Over the weekend, the leading news story was about Harjinder Singh, an Indian man who killed three people in Florida when he attempted an illegal U-turn on the highway in his semi truck.
New York judge lets Guatemalan man go without bail after he allegedly sent 12 kids to the hospital with THC-laced gummies
I guess we’ll go ahead and call this guy a Long Island man…
Milwaukee councilman says the quiet part out loud: “We know that the only solution is to bring industry under public and worker ownership”
Milwaukee is no stranger to socialism, so we can’t say this one’s surprising, but get a load of Common Councilman Alex Bower, a self-proclaimed democratic socialist, and his solution to the "climate crisis":
Three Floridians were killed when a trucker attempted a U-turn in the middle of the interstate. The driver got his CDL in California despite being an illegal alien.
This story out of Florida is so senselessly tragic.
Watch these Cubs players freak out during a random 7th-inning flyover
Bro, the cubs were not ready for this 👇
Woman loses two rings on NJ beach and both were found and returned by two different strangers
New Jersey woman Laura Emanuel was enjoying a day at the beach at Cape May when she took off her two rings to apply sunscreen. She didn’t notice that the rings never made it back home until days later.
Teen lifeguards rescue drowning mom, 7-year-old son from river
Three teenage lifeguards, Kaden Ross, his sister Mckenzie, and Lily Ward, were on shift at the Pataskala Municipal pool in Ohio when they heard screams coming from the nearby South Fork Licking River. Without hesitating, the three teens ran towards the screams.
Mayor of New Orleans indicted on corruption charges for allegedly hiding romantic involvement with cop assigned to protect her
Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy all classic love tales.
Judge says he’s never seen anything like this widow who hugged and forgave her husband’s killer in court
Just weeks after Joseph Tillman killed her husband of 50 years in a DUI accident, Regina Johnson forgave him in court and it was quite the emotional scene.
Here’s what we know about the meeting between Trump and Putin, and what’s next
Presidents Trump and Putin met yesterday in what was a predictably crazy meeting.
Redistricting once again stalled in Texas after House fails to reach quorum
Welp.
Want funny updates about Trump and Putin’s meeting? Here ya go.
The best medicine for tense meetings between world leaders is laughter. I think.
Little League condemns sports betting on kids’ games
How degenerate do you gamblers have to be for this to be a problem?
WATCH: Moose attempts to crash Alaska meeting with Trump and Putin
This is the most Alaska thing to ever Alaska.
Connecticut Woman Arrested For Staging Slip On “Banana Peel” In Goodwill Parking Lot
Rosalba M. Chiulli fell in a Goodwill parking lot and told the store’s management that it was their fault. She claimed she slipped on a banana peel.
Liberals Protest Peace Talks Between Trump And Putin That Could End The War In Ukraine
Trump and Putin are meeting in Anchorage today in what will hopefully be the beginning of the end of the Russia-Ukraine war, and the libs are out protesting the meeting.
Judge Blocks Trump From Defunding Schools That Push DEI
A Trump-appointed judge has struck down Trump’s effort to get DEI out of public schools.
The Times’ opinion page is WILD this week
The left side of the political aisle seems to have lost its mind.
Pinkfong wins copyright battle, so now “Baby Shark” is here to stay
Anyone who has become a parent in the last decade has heard it.
White leftist who killed 10 black people wants charges dropped because grand jury was too white
Do you remember the commie who shot 13 black people in Buffalo in 2022, killing 10?
Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter says she experiences “a lot of climate anxiety” and it’s “not funny”
Ella Emhoff is very concerned about the state of the world, posting this message on Thursday for her TikTok followers:
This dude “mumble interviewed” NFL players at practice and got ’em pretty good 🤣
This made me laugh so hard.
NEW: DC Sues Trump Admin For Stopping Crime By Taking Federal Control Of Police In Federal City
You knew it was bound to happen.
Liberals call Costco’s decision not to sell abortion pill “short-sighted”
Costco is the place where you can truly get everything. Everything, that is, except baby-killer pills.
Nancy Pelosi Says Trump Shouldn’t Discuss Peace With Putin In Alaska Because Ukraine Is Fighting For America’s Democracy and “Russia Claims Alaska” 🥴
85-year-old veteran lawmaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has a very important message for America:
“Mark My Word”: After Receiving Trump 2028 Hat In The Mail, Newsom Claims Trump Will Run For Third Term
Does he really not know?
Alabama dog buries human remains in front yard for 4th time in past year
The South can be a strange and exciting place.