85-year-old veteran lawmaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has a very important message for America:
Not the Bee
“Mark My Word”: After Receiving Trump 2028 Hat In The Mail, Newsom Claims Trump Will Run For Third Term
Does he really not know?
Alabama dog buries human remains in front yard for 4th time in past year
The South can be a strange and exciting place.
The New York Times wants you to know about the “beauty” of “bodega ramps” that look like baked piles of poo
The writers and editors at the country’s premiere newspaper would like you to appreciate the "beauty" of blobs of uneven concrete outside run-down convenience stores.
This Australian football player at Nebraska is going viral because he REALLY misses his family
I love this so much: The love, the emotion — even the caption is perfect.
Woman Becomes First Winner Of Michigan Beauty Pageant To Wear Hijab
As-salamu alaykum, my friends. Ahlan wa salhan fi Michigan!
Vietnamese restaurant in London shut down after dog meat found in freezer
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say this was a traditional English restaurant.
Trump signed a proclamation today and decided to do some trolling while he was at it. We’ve got the clips.
Could President Trump sign orders and proclamations without trolling anyone and everyone? I dunno, but he certainly enjoyed it today!
5-year-old boy smothers goat with kisses after winning fourth place at Texas animal show
"I love goats."
Report: Putin preparing to test Russia’s latest nuclear missile system ahead of talks with Trump
The two big dogs of the modern geopolitical landscape are set to meet this week on the Alaskan frontier:
UPDATE: Subway Sandwich Slinger Who Called Agents “Fascist” Was DOJ Employee
Well, this is a shocking turn of events.
British Cops Release African Migrant Caught Sneaking Into Woman’s Home Because “Trespassing Is Not An Arrestable Offense”
On Wednesday, an African migrant was detained by Londoners after he was allegedly caught entering a woman’s home in Canary Wharf, one of London’s premiere financial districts.
Trump admin bulldozes DC homeless encampment
President Trump, once again, proving that you can just do things.
South Carolina gubernatorial candidate goes on 35-minute shirtless rant in back of police car
I’m a sucker for videos of intoxicated individuals speaking to police while being arrested, but when it’s a Democratic candidate for governor in South Carolina it just hits that much harder.
Florida To Expand “Alligator Alcatraz” Franchise With “Deportation Depot” Detention Center
Ron DePorter is back in action.
Researchers find body of British explorer who fell into Antarctic glacier in 1959
I didn’t have this on my Bingo card for this week.
Oregon Man Loses Part Of His Arm While Trying To Stop Car Thieves Using Homemade Grenade
Back in June, Oregon man David Ray Allen saw some guys who he suspected to be car thieves hovering around his vehicle. And while he could have done what a normal person would and called the police, Allen thought to himself, "Here’s my chance," and popped back inside…
Rhode Island man found guilty of rape after faking death, fleeing country, giving interviews claiming to be disabled Irish orphan
Is that headline confusing enough for you?
This account asked people to share stories to prove DC crime isn’t so bad and the exact opposite happened 🍿
Behold, the post that started a movement:
Man Charged With Felony Assault After Throwing Subway Sandwich At Federal Agent In DC
Assaulting a federal agent is no joke, but nobody, and I mean nobody, should ever show this level of disrespect to a Subway sandwich.
This LA resident blares a train horn on the daily and his neighbors can’t get police to help
Bro, living in LA is enough as it is, but having to listen to this?
Jets QB Justin Fields is “addicted” to reading Bible daily
When you see a headline about a sports star moving to NYC struggling with addiction, you automatically assume it’s going to be another depressing tale in the vein of Johnny Manziel.
Record-low number of Americans now drink alcohol
America officially has a problem drinking.
British Police Fine Man $400 For Riding Electric Skateboard Without Insurance
United Kingdom police reportedly gave this man a fine equivalent to $400 USD and six points on his nonexistent driving license because he didn’t provide them proof of insurance for his electric skateboard.
Brits are welcoming JD Vance by posting this meme everywhere because they think it will bother him
I’m sorry, but this is kinda funny and I think JD would agree.
The most bizarre marketing stunt might be this Domino’s pizza delivery at Loch Ness
Imagine you’re at Loch Ness and off in the distance this object pops up out of the water:
If you missed it, Chattanooga got absolutely walloped by rain. Videos here.
On Tuesday, Chattanooga, TN, saw a torrential downpour that claimed at least three lives.
Socialism Update: Kansas City To Close Subsidized Grocery Store “Despite Receiving Millions”
Well, it was a fun idea, Kansas City, but it’s over. The Sun Fresh grocery store, which the city has invested at least $13 million into, is closed.
Chicago mayor: “[Trump] has always been intimidated by the intellectual prowess of black men”
Mayor Brandon Johnson has an important public service announcement:
Toronto Film Festival Cancels Screening About Hamas Massacre Because Terrorists Didn’t Grant Permission To Use Footage
Good luck coming up with something dumber than this, Babylon Bee.