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Homeland Security says HALF of all migrants in Twin Cities committed immigration fraud
Someone should probably ask Rep. Ilhan Omar and her brother about this.
Conservative influencer attacked by leftist during discussion about leftwing violent at University of Maryland
Conservative journalist Cam Higby was at the University of Maryland today to argue that the left side of the political aisle is inherently violent.
Report: NYPD detective snuck into Ryder Cup by pretending to be Trump’s security, caught when he dropped gun mag
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL CRUD??
Walmart will no longer use synthetic food dyes in store-brand products
Another one:
Transport secretary receives standing ovation for restoring painting of Jesus Christ at Merchant Marine Academy
Sean Duffy got it done. "Christ on the Water" is back where it belongs.
ICE sting at Dallas strip club nabs 41 illegal aliens, rescues sex-trafficking victims
Imagine this:
Federal budget director announces $8 billion in cuts to “Green New Scam” funding, mass firings to begin in “a day or two”
Best. Government. Shutdown. Ever.
Vance promises sombrero memes will stop if Democrats help reopen the government
The government shutdown of 2025 has unleashed a meme civil war of sorts and JD Vance is here to calm the waters.
AT&T FirstNet says data of day when pipe bomb was placed outside DNC is “corrupted” (but that’s not all) 🤔
Reports tell us that on the eve of January 6, 2021, someone planted pipe bombs in the vicinity of both the DNC and the RNC in Washington, D.C.
Pope blesses block of ice at Vatican climate event featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger
Come for the pope bestowing a blessing on frozen water, stay for the Terminator.
BREAKING: Americans somehow still alive after half-day of government shutdown. Details here.
It’s strange.
Report: Michigan university’s admissions process requires students to read, respond to essay on white privilege
Central Michigan University’s admissions process is being exposed by a whistleblower who applied for the school’s counseling program. As part of this process at CMU, the student was sent an essay about white privilege written by a radical leftist, and was told they would be required to "answer…
California governor tries to be cool with AI video of JD Vance giving the history of … couches
Remember this from back during the campaign?
New Zealand officials forced to destroy inoperable, plastic, replica guns gifted by Kash Patel
It’s been a minute, so why not have a laugh at the pathetic lefty government in New Zealand?
Pope defends award for pro-abortion senator, says those who favor “inhuman treatment of immigrants” or the death penalty are not pro-life either
The Catholic Church recently came under fire after the Archdiocese of Chicago planned to give Senator Dick Durbin a "Lifetime Achievement Award."
Watch: Cowboys QB Joe Milton almost takes fan’s head off during game of catch
Cowboys QB Joe Milton has one heck of a rocket-arm. It’s so powerful that even when he tries to toss the ball at a slow pace it still comes out like it’s got fire behind it.
Munich Oktoberfest shut down after bomb threat, deadly explosion
We’re living in bizarre times when Germany can’t do the most basic, harmless German cultural things because of bomb threats.
Chuck Schumer just made a fool of himself on CNN 🤣
Bro, this is what TV was made for right here:
Libs INFURIATED that ADL deleted “Glossary of Extremism” after people noticed Turning Point USA was listed
Smarter men than I have argued for years that the Anti-Defamation League is a leftwing censorship group that uses Jewish identity as a guise to target and destroy political opponents.
Man does interview at local news station, talks about offing his parents, is arrested immediately afterward
According to reports, Lorenz Kraus’s elderly parents haven’t been seen or heard from for about eight years, yet they were still receiving and cashing Social Security checks.
Transgender drag queen (and ordained minister) Maebe A. Girl runs for California Senate
I am sorry to inform you that this is a real thing.
Report: Christianity Today has taken over $1 million in grants from one of Planned Parenthood’s biggest supporters
We’ve poked fun at Christianity Today and their editor-in-chief Russell Moore in the past for the magazine’s leftward lurch.
Four men arrested for shining laser at Border Patrol helicopter in Portland are all illegal aliens, two have criminal records
Imagine you’re an illegal alien in Portland. You’ve been arrested for possessing meth and driving while intoxicated, but the woke authorities just let you live your life. You’re living the dream.
Police detonate suspicious package ahead of TPUSA event at Utah State
Happening now:
Democrat lawmakers MELT DOWN after Trump posts meme video of Hakeem Jeffries in sombrero
So Trump posted this AI-generated meme last night, just about 24 hours ahead of a potential government shutdown which is being pushed by Democrats (unless, of course, they get government healthcare for illegal immigrants).
White House deputy communications director corrects Grok after A.I. gets angry, lies about Stephen Miller
We live in such fun times.
Astronomers want to nuke an asteroid before it potentially hits the moon
The asteroid 2024 YR4 is heading right for us, or at least right for our moon, (or at least maybe right for our moon).
It’s the first game of the playoffs and a camera has shattered behind home plate
I’ve heard that sound after a foul ball in the backyard, but this is the first time I’ve heard it in a professional baseball game.
California police pull over self-driving car during DUI sting
The San Bruno Police Department was conducting a grant-funded DUI operation when they saw a car make an illegal U-turn right in front of them.