Kash Patel is making some moves inside the FBI, including one that has the lefties a little angry.
Not the Bee
California judge bars Border Patrol from arresting suspected illegals without a warrant or reason to believe they will flee
Welp, here’s another order that the Trump team will likely ignore:
Timmy Walz tells Harvard he was on Kamala’s ticket to “code talk to white guys,” be the masculine voice for the Democrats
Tim Walz, the entirely straight and totally manly governor or Minnesota, is opening up about how he knows how to talk to the bros.
The New York Times just ran a 1,400-word story to explain what cross necklaces are
The New York Times just wrote a 1,400-word article about a hip new symbol that everyone seems to be wearing these days:
State That Allows Chemical Castration of Kids Gets Closer To Ban On Declawing Cats
Ironic, no?
The world’s tallest dog met the world’s smallest dog and it was simply adorable
How are both of these dogs descendants of wolves???
Mark Hamill just apologized to Canada because Trump is bad or something
Millions of voices crying out in terror caused yet another disturbance in the Force, as Star Wars actor Mark Hamill took to Bluesky to issue an apology to the nation of Canada on behalf of "decent Americans":
Pencilneck just reintroduced a bill to ban aSsAuLt wEaPoNs
Come and take ’em, bro.
This college prof had the best way of announcing who “failed,” but lots of people didn’t get the joke 🤦♂️
If you’re a Lord of the Rings nerd, this is epic.
Wisconsin Supreme Court suspends judge accused of obstructing ICE arrest
Okay, Wisconsin!