U.S. – Researchers at the University of Maryland have discovered that the most effective treatment for clinical depression is a giggling baby.
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Nation Not Really Clear Why Comey Being Indicted But Pretty Sure He Deserves It
U.S. — Americans were not quite sure what former FBI Director James Comey had been indicted for, but they felt very sure that he deserved it.
Democrat Heads To Gun Range To Practice For Debate
ANN ARBOR, MI — To get ready for a political debate at the University of Michigan campus, local Democrat Fred Phillips headed down to the gun range to practice.
King Saul’s Troubled Spirit Soothed By Sick New Effects Pedal David Got For His Harp
GIBEAH — According to sources, King Saul’s troubled spirit was soothed with the help of a sick new effects pedal David got for his harp.
New Report Indicates Only 3 People In Jan 6 Crowd Were Not FBI Agents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new report, only three people in the crowd at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, were not FBI agents.
Democrats Warn Prosecuting Political Enemies May Set Dangerous Precedent
U.S. — Democrats sounded the alarm over Trump’s prosecution of former FBI Director James Comey, warning that the prosecution of political opponents could set a dangerous precedent for America’s democracy.
7 Ways To Treat Your Headache Without Dangerous Tylenol
It’s official: According to the U.S. government, taking Tylenol is "not good." However, this raises questions about how people should treat their headaches going forward.
4D Chess: Trump Says Chugging Windex May Be Harmful, Causing Millions Of Democrats To Chug Windex
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump warned the public against chugging Windex and other off-brand window cleaners on Friday, causing millions of Democrats to chug Windex.
Kamala’s Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter
U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that Kamala Harris’s audiobook lets you pick which accent you want to hear for each chapter.
Americans Return To Not Watching Jimmy Kimmel By Choice
U.S. — With Jimmy Kimmel Live! back on the air, millions of Americans reported that they had reverted back to not watching Jimmy Kimmel by choice.