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Top 10 Miracles Performed By President Trump
Lost amid the controversy swirling around the image he posted to social media depicting him as a religious figure are the truly miraculous signs that have been performed by President Donald Trump. Don’t believe it? They’re well-documented.
Tucker Claims Muslims Love Jesus So Much They Help His Followers Meet Him
U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren’t anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that they want to help His followers meet Him as soon as possible.
McDonald’s Adds New Ozempic McFlurry
U.S. — Fast food giant McDonald’s unveiled the latest addition to its menu today, unveiling the all-new Ozempic McFlurry.
Defiant Trump Nails Copy Of ‘The Art Of The Deal’ To Vatican Door
VATICAN CITY — President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Pope Leo this morning, nailing a copy of The Art of the Deal to the door of the Vatican.
Thanks, Wokeness: Commercials No Longer Showing Medicine As Tiny Little Warriors Who Murder Tiny Little Germs
U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering tiny little germs is because of "wokeness."
42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint
TULSA, OK — The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it took 42 minutes for a local dad to empty his cargo pants.
The Bee Explains: The Chimp Civil War
As you’ve probably heard, there is a chimpanzee civil war in Uganda.
Grandma Announces She Has Finally Joined MyFace
NAVASOTA, TX — Local grandma Susan Fields announced to her family that she had finally gotten with the times and made a profile on "that MyFace thing."
BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Of Him Dressed As Trump
VATICAN CITY — In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church, Pope Leo XIV shared an AI-generated photo of himself dressed as Donald Trump.