U.S. — As the divide between the political right and left continues to grow wider, a new report showed that Satan has found an unprecedented level of popularity as the new top influencer on the social media platform Bluesky.
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Pam Bondi Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Exact Opposite Of Charlie Kirk
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As millions of Americans continued to mourn several days after the assassination of a prominent conservative leader, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi announced he plan to honor Charlie Kirk’s legacy by doing the exact opposite of everything Charlie Kirk stood for.
10 Jobs Perfect For Those Recently Fired For Hateful Posts
Lots of people have been losing their jobs over the last several days as a result of hateful things they posted on social media regarding the killing of Charlie Kirk, but where do they go from here?
‘New York Times’ Issues Minor Clarification That Charlie Kirk Said ‘Hitler Is Bad’, Not ‘Hitler Is Good’
NEW YORK, NY — Responding to public outcry to set the record straight after a terrible act of political violence launched the debate about dangerous rhetoric to the forefront of American consciousness, the New York Times issued a minor clarification that conservative activist Charlie Kirk had said "Hitler…
JD Vance To Leave Politics To Host ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Fan Podcast
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a successful outing as guest host of The Charlie Kirk Show, Vice President JD Vance has decided to leave politics behind and start his very own fan podcast about J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings.
New To Church? Here Are 10 Things You Need To Know
Recent events and turmoil have more people flocking to church now than they have in years, leading to a new wave of visitors who may be unfamiliar with what to expect at church.
Trump Approves Congressional Plan To Get Emotional Girls To All Wear Mood Rings
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced his approval for a bold new congressional plan to get emotional girls to all wear mood rings.
Democrats Confused After Seeing Conservatives Hold Weird Molotov Cocktail That Never Explodes
U.S. — With political tensions running at a renewed high since the assassination of Charlie Kirk, Democrats across the country expressed confusion after seeing numerous clips of conservatives holding weird Molotov cocktails that didn’t ever explode.
FBI Debates Whether Or Not They Should Investigate ‘Tranny Terrorist Murder Planning Committee’ Discord Channel
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the investigation into the assassination of Charlie Kirk is on hold while federal agents are currently deliberating whether or not to investigate a Discord channel called "Tranny Terrorist Murder Planning Committee".
Wife Disappointed To Learn Husband Doesn’t Actually Have Two Tickets To The Gun Show
FEDERAL WAY, WA — Local wife Kristina Madsen was disappointed to learn over the weekend that her husband didn’t actually have "two tickets to the gun show" as he’d previously asserted.