NEW YORK, NY — Along with NPR and PBS, a state-run propaganda program hosted by Stephen Colbert announced it would be shutting down due to a loss of funding.
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9 Movies That Should Be Part Of The Biblical Canon
As great as the Bible is, it’s severely lacking in movies. Adding in some of the greatest films ever made could bring some much-needed excitement to the collection of holy scripture.
Terrifying Study Reveals There Are Still People Getting Vaccinated For COVID
U.S. — A terrifying study has confirmed what some already feared: there are people still getting vaccinated for COVID.
UK Muslims Demand Voting Age Be Lowered To 13 So Their Wives Can Vote
LONDON — In a protest to make the nation’s democratic process more inclusive, Muslims in the United Kingdom marched to demand that the voting age be lowered to 13 so their wives would be able to vote.
Man’s Life Going So Well He Has To Find Stuff On The Internet To Get Angry About
NORTH PLATTE, NE — One local man admitted that everything in his life was going so well lately that he was forced to go find stuff on the internet that he could get angry about.
Israel Levels Sesame Street With Targeted Airstrikes
SESAME STREET — Humans and Muppets were seen fleeing in terror with chaos descending from the skies, as Israel leveled Sesame Street with a series of precisely targeted airstrikes.
Weird But True: Jesus Died For Man Currently Eating Burrito In 2003 Honda Civic
WORLD — Recent reports indicated that Jesus died for sinners all over the planet, including this gentleman who was currently demolishing a Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Burrito, alone in the driver’s seat of his 2003 Honda Civic.
Winning: Trump Announces Mexican Coke Will Now Be Made In America
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another sign of the New Golden Age being ushered in under his administration, President Donald Trump announced that Mexican Coke would now be made in America.
Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List
LONDON — In the wake of recent geopolitical developments, a team of esteemed biblical scholars said they now believe that the seventh seal in the book of Revelation was likely to be the release of the Epstein list.
9 Killer Gifts Your Husband Secretly Wants But Isn’t Telling You
There are certain gifts out there that every man wants, but won’t tell their wives about. Ladies, we’re about to pull back the curtain. Here are nine absolutely killer gifts your husband deeply desires, but will never mention: