A new chapter in history was written last week, as Elon Musk formed the America Party as a foil to the Republican-Democratic "uniparty" system. Some of the big names who have already jumped on board may surprise you.
Babylon Bee
Ads Briefly Interrupted By Mobile Game
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local man Gary Nielson was having a great time on his phone, until the ads he was watching were briefly yet rudely interrupted by the mobile game "Tetris Blast."
Man’s Christian Love For Humanity Shattered By Trip To The Airport
CHICAGO, IL — The world around a local man seemed to grow even colder and dimmer as he expressed feeling that his Christian love for humanity had been shattered after he took a trip to the airport.
Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled? Chick-Fil-A Opens New Temple Mount Location
JERUSALEM — In a possible fulfillment of Biblical prophecy, Chick-fil-A has just opened a new location on the Temple Mount.
Pam Bondi Confirms Ark Of The Covenant Sitting On Her Desk Waiting To Be Reviewed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the world waited with bated breath to learn about the contents of the ancient biblical artifact, U.S. Attorney General Pam Pondi made an official statement confirming that the Ark of the Covenant was sitting on her desk waiting to be reviewed.
Disney World Installs Animatronic District Judge To Block Animatronic Trump
ORLANDO, FL — Disney World’s Hall of Presidents was updated over the weekend to include a new animatronic district judge to block all actions by its animatronic President Trump.
Iranian President Worried This Tucker Guy Might Be A Little Extreme
TEHRAN — Sources close to the regime reported that Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian expressed worry during his highly publicized X interview that this Tucker Carlson guy might be a little extreme.
‘That’s Neat Buddy,’ Says Dad Understanding Nothing Of What His Kid Just Told Him About Roblox
Local dad Sam Moore offered his son several vague affirmations this morning, understanding absolutely nothing of what he was being told about Roblox.
Nation Wondering If Government Gonna Bankrupt Us Anyway If Maybe They Could Buy Us All A Switch 2
U.S. — Citizens have begun wondering if the federal government couldn’t just buy everyone a Switch 2 if it’s already intent on bankrupting us anyways.
Thyroid Sick Of Getting Blamed For All Of Woman’s Character Flaws
FRITCH, TX — Local woman Denise Stanton’s thyroid gland has gotten increasingly fed up with getting blamed for all of her shortcomings.