U.S. — American economists warned the public on Tuesday that the entire global economic system depends entirely on "like two or three guys" at Nvidia who understand how computers work.
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Biden Asks Why Trump Didn’t Just Bomb Ayatollah In the Leg
DOVER, DE — In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran’s tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe Biden asked why Trump didn’t just bomb the Ayatollah in the leg.
‘Soon…,’ Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage
LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant lawnmower in the garage.
Man Awarded Medal Of Honor For Courageously Monitoring Iran War Effort Online
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a modest ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded the Medal of Honor to a man who was up all weekend monitoring the situation in Iran from his home computer, the administration confirmed on Monday.
Here’s How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah
Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military Operation
Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers
EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient Memphis to wow the early Egyptians with the futuristic technology of Gushers.
Obama Confused To See Bombs Falling On Iran Instead Of Pallets Of Cash
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With military operations ongoing against the Ayatollah’s Islamic regime, former President Barack Obama expressed confusion at seeing bombs falling on Iran instead of pallets stacked with U.S. cash.
Mamandi Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators
NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly getting nervous that President Donald Trump keeps assassinating Muslim dictators.
Mamdani Vows Retaliatory Strikes Against Bernie’s Kosher Delicatessen
NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch retaliatory strikes on Bernie’s Kosher Delicatessen.
Iran Introduces New Ayatollah
TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah, Tucker Carlson.