LAS VEGAS, NV — Singer-songwriter Kelly Clarkson’s hit new single "I’d Like To Speak To Your Manager" is now available on Apple Music and Spotify.
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Experts Theorize That Ancient Peoples From 1990s Were Able To Make A Season Of A TV Show In Less Than 3 Years
LOS ANGELES, CA — A bold new study theorizes that ancient peoples from the 1990s were able to make a season of a TV show in less than three years.
‘This Is A Complete And Total Betrayal Of The Beloved Source Material,’ Say Fans After Seeing New Trailer For ‘Baywatch’
FRANKLIN, TN — Fandom of a revered intellectual property became outraged this week, as legions of loyal fans bemoaned what they saw as a desecration of their favorite stories after they watched the new trailer for the reboot of Baywatch.
Feds Inform Omar This All Could Have Been Legal If She Lived In Arkansas
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Minnesota congresswoman still under scrutiny for alleged immigration violations, federal investigators informed Ilhan Omar that this all could have been legal if she had lived in Arkansas.
Youth Group Boy Doomed To Lifelong Singleness After Failing To Stack Chairs Correctly
SPRINGFIELD, MO — One young member of a local congregation found himself feeling despondent about his future, as the youth group boy was doomed to lifelong singleness after failing to stack chairs correctly.
Shane Gillis Accused Of Stealing ‘Gym Clothes’ Material Out Of Baptist Preacher’s Sermon From 1995
MECHANICSBURG, PA — Comedian Shane Gillis is facing backlash from a joke he said during the opening monologue of the October 10 episode of SNL, which Southern Baptist preachers allege he ripped straight out of their 1995 sermons.
Test Yourself: Can You Tell Which Of These Images Is Real And Which Is AI-Generated?
As artificial intelligence continues to advance, it’s becoming harder and hard to tell what’s real and what isn’t. Can you tell which is which? Test yourself with our quiz:
God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Trailer
HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, the Almighty God decided to move up the date of the apocalypse after seeing the trailer for the new Narnia movie directed by Greta Gerwig.
8 Little-Known Perks Of Becoming A Christian
If you’re considering becoming Christian, you’ve probably heard all of the big, flashy benefits, such as being cleansed of your sins and welcomed into the eternal, loving home of your Creator. Nice! But there’s even more where that came from.
Jacob Assures New Bride ‘Rachel’ He Wasn’t That Drunk At Wedding Last Night — UPDATE: Oh No
HARAN — Following a night of wine and music, Jacob reportedly began to assure his new bride Rachel that he hadn’t gotten that drunk at the wedding last night, only to discover he had, in fact, gotten that drunk.