PARIS — Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism.
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New Parents Celebrate Baby Sleeping Through The Night By Waking Up Every 20 Minutes To Check If He’s Alive
DALLAS, TX — Local parents celebrated their 3-month-old son Nolan sleeping through the night last night by waking him up every 20 minutes to confirm that the infant was still alive.
Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans
PARIS — The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past week filming a massive campaign ad for the Republican Party.
God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California
SAN CLEMENTE, CA — With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled back even with Governor Gavin Newsom in the race to destroy California.
Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again
TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again.
Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Katie Zacharia dressed up in an adorable lawyer costume for a Halloween party this weekend.
Trump Criticized For Choosing New Press Secretary Jessica Rabbit
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump faced heavy criticism on Friday for replacing White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia with Jessica Rabbit.
Katie Zachariah Fired Despite Lying About Qualifications And Being Awful At Her Job
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Katie Zacharia was reportedly fired from her role as White House Press Secretary despite lying about her qualifications and being awful at her job.
Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He’s Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles
JUPITER ISLAND, FL — Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he’s flipped dozens of vehicles all by himself.
Spooky! For Halloween This Year, Family Decorates House To Look Like Data Center
HADDONFIELD, NJ — Look out, trick-or-treaters! For Halloween this year, the Jenkins family decorated their house as a data center. Spooky!