BERLIN — Historians have uncovered a blue jeans ad featuring Adolf Hitler from 1942.
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Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange with CNN’s Jake Tapper, Representative Nancy Pelosi adamantly denied engaging in insider trading, stating that her husband Paul takes care of that.
Congress Postpones Ghislaine Maxwell’s Testimony Until After Her Death
WASHINGTON, D.C. — People hoping to learn any potentially new details from Jeffrey Epstein’s closest associate were disappointed, as news broke late Friday afternoon that Congress had postponed Ghislaine Maxwell’s testimony until after her death.
Doctor Strange Reveals That Across 14 Million Universes, Colbert’s Show Bombs In Every Single One
SANCTUM SANCTORUM — Doctor Stephen Strange has made known the startling revelation that across 14 million universes, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert bombs in every single one.
10 Improvements Trump Is Making To The White House
The addition of a 90,000 square-foot White House State Ballroom marks the first significant expansion to the White House in over 70 years, but President Trump isn’t done yet.
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Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other
U.S. — In an awkward turn of events, former President Barack Obama and former presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton reportedly hired the same hitman to kill each other.
Women’s Parallel Parking Added To 2028 Olympics
LAUSANNE — The upcoming 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles promised to be the most exciting ever with the inclusion of a new event: Women’s Parallel Parking.
Democrats Announce 2028 Campaign Slogan: ‘We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, And The Jews’
U.S. — As preparations geared up for the 2028 presidential election, the Democratic Party unveiled its new campaign slogan of "We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, and the Jews."
France Officially Recognizes Palestinian State, Immediately Surrenders To It
PARIS — In a historic diplomatic milestone, the government of France announced that it was officially recognizing a Palestinian state, and immediately followed it up with an additional announcement that the nation of France had surrendered to it.