ATLANTA — CNN’s full coverage of this weekend’s memorial service for Charlie Kirk was nominated for an Emmy after they referred to the emotional, patriotic service as "mostly hateful."
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7 Causes Of Autism Newly Revealed By RFK Jr.
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is hard at work narrowing down potential causes of autism, and some of them may shock you.
Canada Tries Clever Counter-Terrorism Strategy Of Giving Terrorists Everything They Want
OTTAWA, CANADA — In response to growing threats, Canada is pushing back against the Palestinian terror networks by employing a clever counter-terrorism strategy of giving terrorists whatever they want.
Awkward Moment As Trump And Elon Caught On Kiss Cam
GLENDALE, AZ — President Trump and Tesla CEO Elon Musk shared an awkward moment Sunday during the memorial for Charlie Kirk when they were both caught on a kiss cam.
Nazi Rally Inspires Millions To Forgive And Love Their Enemies
GLENDALE, AZ — Revival seems poised to sweep around the globe, as an enormous Nazi rally held at State Farm Stadium reportedly inspired millions of people throughout the world to forgive and love their enemies.
AOC Loses Debate Against Cardboard Cutout Of Charlie Kirk
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out on the decidedly losing end of a debate against a cardboard cutout of Charlie Kirk.
Satan: ‘I’ve Made A Huge Mistake’
U.S. — Surveying the hundreds of thousands gathered for Charlie Kirk’s memorial service, along with the millions watching across the globe, a despondent Satan declared that he had "made a huge mistake."
MSNBC: Lincoln Shot By Union Soldier Celebrating
U.S. — MSNBC reported today that Abraham Lincoln has been shot by a Union soldier who was just firing his rifle in celebration.
Captain Falcon Starting To Wonder If Always Shouting ‘FALCON PUNCH’ Might Be Telegraphing Moves
ARENA FEROX — As his opponent once again successfully dodged his attack, Captain Falcon began to wonder if shouting "FALCON PUNCH!!" before punching people might be telegraphing his moves.
Researchers Say Modern Man Unable To Create Shows As Good As ‘Animaniacs’
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite years of attempts by the most brilliant minds on the planet, researchers said that modern man is unable to create any television shows as good as Animaniacs.