WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the peace agreement between Israel and Hamas tentatively settled, President Donald Trump reportedly set his sights on quelling the longstanding unrest between Yankees and Red Sox fans.
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Greta Thunberg Awarded Nobel Prize For Ending The War In Gaza
OSLO — The Nobel Committee announced that it had officially chosen Greta Thunberg to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for her pivotal role in bringing an end to the war in Gaza.
10 Demands Hamas Is Making In The Peace Deal
President Trump may have finally achieved what many long thought impossible, as Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a peace agreement, but this ceasefire didn’t come without conditions from Hamas.
‘Why Am I So Depressed?’ Asks Wife Who Listens To 8 Hours Of Murder Podcasts A Day
WAUKEE, IA — Local suburban housewife Keightlyynn Huxley reported today that an unusual cloud of depression has been following her around lately, and she can’t explain why.
Hitler Brings Peace To Israel
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning development that experts said could change the course of geopolitics for the foreseeable future, Hitler announced a historic agreement that would bring lasting peace to Israel.
Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To 600 Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO – The National Guard has been called to California’s Golden City to neutralize a 600-foot-tall Katie Porter, who is apparently rampaging her way through San Francisco.
Is Your Wife Overdoing The Halloween Decorations? Look For These Signs
Has your wife crossed the line from fun Halloween decorations to total psychopathy? Look for the signs below that she’s overdone it:
8 Clever Ways To Keep Your Wife Warm This Winter
The seasons are a-changing, and your darling wife is already shivering as temperatures drop into the 70s. With winter approaching, here are eight clever ways to actually keep your wife warm:
Mohammed Upset As Democrats Keep Calling Islam A Religion Of Peace
HELL — The founder of Islam expressed continued frustration with Democrats on Wednesday, calling them out for referring to Islam as a "religion of peace."
Compromise: Trump Agrees To Designate Chicago Mayor’s House ‘ICE-Free Zone’
CHICAGO, IL – President Trump has graciously agreed to compromise with Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, allowing for designation of an "ICE-free zone" in the Mayor’s house.