While naysayers doubted Major League Baseball’s decision to hire its first female umpire, the advantages have already proved undeniable. Here are seven huge benefits of having lady umps:
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10 Sneaky Ways To Share The Gospel Without Letting People Know You’re A Christian
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Glory to glorious leader, President Xi!