U.S. — After sitting down for an interview with podcaster Candace Owens, Hunter Biden’s reputation was reportedly in ruins.
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Company-Wide Meeting Really Just For Phil
GREENVILLE, SC — Sources revealed that the company-wide meeting scheduled today for all SynerTech employees was, in actuality, just for Phil.
Scholars Believe John Was Known As ‘The Baptist’ To Differentiate Himself From ‘John The Presbyterian’
CAMBRIDGE — Scholars at Cambridge University now believe the biblical John the Baptist only went by that name to distinguish himself from other prominent Johns of the period, particularly John the Presbyterian.
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Zillow Adds New Feature For California Homes Showing Whether They Are Currently On Fire
LOS ANGELES, CA — Popular house-purchasing platform Zillow added a new feature this week that helpfully informs users of which houses in Southern California are currently on fire.
Generation That Put Nation $39 Trillion In Debt Condemns Gen Z For Spending Irresponsibly
U.S. — Members of the generation that oversaw putting America $39 trillion in debt gathered in solidarity this week to lecture Gen Z about its reckless financial habits.
Nation Looks Forward To Not Watching Stephen Colbert One Last Time
U.S. — With The Late Show scheduled to end its 33-year run on Thursday night, the nation was looking forward to not watching Stephen Colbert one last time.
White Smoke Rises From Los Angeles, Signaling Karen Bass Is Still Mayor
LOS ANGELES, CA — White smoke was once again seen rising from the city of Los Angeles, signaling that Karen Bass was still mayor.
Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them
U.S. — Following news that Senator Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun offering media personality Tucker Carlson up to $1 million dollars if he agrees not to endorse them.
Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire
NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that would never come, authorities confirmed Wednesday.