Welp, it looks like Trump bombed Iran. The Babylon Bee has assembled headlines from various media outlets here in one place so you can pick a little bit of the truth out of each to learn the whole story.
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7 Clear Signs The Great Tribulation Is Near
Each passing moment brings us one step closer to the end times. Concerned? Keep an eye out for these signs that the tribulation is at hand.
Nation’s Obese Air Travelers Announce Plans To Sit Next To You
ORLANDO, FL — Obese air travelers around the country have just announced plans to sit right next to you on your flight.According to morbidly overweight persons scattered throughout America’s airports, you’ll have a large amount of company on every flight you ever take for the rest of your…
Politicians Warn Ceasefire Is Slippery Slope Toward Peace In Middle East
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington politicians sounded the alarm Tuesday that a ceasefire agreement brokered by President Trump between Israel and Iran may be a slippery slope that leads to peace in the Middle East.
Peace In Middle East Lasts Record 27 Minutes
MIDDLE EAST — The region rejoiced and the world marvelled as peace broke out in the Middle East and lasted a record 27 minutes.
Second-Edition Copy Of ‘The Communist Manifesto’ Currently Leads NYC Mayor Race
NEW YORK, NY — All eyes have turned toward the New York mayoral primaries, as a new poll indicated that a second edition copy of The Communist Manifesto now holds a sizeable lead over other Democratic Party candidates.
‘Declaring War Is Our Job,’ Declare Congressmen Who Never Do Their Job
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ongoing hostilities in the Middle East raised tensions in the nation’s capital as well, with frustrated legislators who fail to meet their responsibilities on a daily basis reminded everyone that launching military actions was their responsibility.
10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025
With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the greatest threat facing humanity is gas-powered cars. That’s why, as an alternative, people are turning to more carbon-friendly vehicles. But which ones are best?
LDS Church Launches Missionary BMX Games
SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially launched the first annual BMX Missionary Games, where young missionaries will compete in the arena of BMX sports.
Everyone Was Wrong: God Confirms Book Of Revelation Was Actually About The War Of 1812
U.S. — Theologians have announced a startling discovery that everyone has been wrong about the book of Revelation for thousands of years. While many assumed it was referring to the end times, the tribulation, and the Second Coming, it now appears to have been written entirely about the…