HOLLYWOOD, CA — Nicolas Cage announced this week that he will be starting his own streaming service called Nicolas Cage+, which will exclusively stream the vast library of Nicolas Cage movies.
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Local Couple Searching For Church Where No One Will Use The Phrase ‘Love On You’
PADUCAH, KY — Local couple Matt and Emily Childs continued their long-running search today for a church where no one will ever use the phrase "love on you."
10 Biggest Plot Holes In Star Wars
It’s no secret we at the Babylon Bee love Star Wars, but let’s be honest: there are several glaring plot holes. Here are the ten biggest:
Midwesterner Arrested For Squeezing Past Someone Without Saying ‘Ope!’
DULUTH, MN — Local midwestern man Dave Netters was arrested for squeezing past someone at a grocery store without saying the obligatory "Ope!"
ChatGPT Announced As Harvard Valedictorian
CAMBRIDGE, MA — ChatGPT has been officially crowned as the valedictorian of Harvard University.
Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive
BOSTON,MA — A recent meta-analysis by researchers at the National Traffic Safety Institute revealed that no one in the world is capable of safely texting and driving except for you.
Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen’s Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to years of sharp criticism from the legendary music icon, President Donald Trump demanded to see Bruce Springsteen’s birth certificate to prove he was born in the U.S.A.
Trump’s 50% Tariff on European Union Decried as ‘Islamophobic’
WORLD — World leaders condemned today’s declaration by President Donald Trump imposing a 50% tariff on imports from the European Union, asserting that it was a blatant display of Islamaphobia.
Why Does Ed Sheeran Look Like That? We Present Our Best Theories
Ballad singer Ed Sheeran is known for his romantic and suggestive songs, but why does he look like that? This question has puzzled people for years.
Opinion: A.I. Could Put Artists, Actors, and Writers Out of Jobs, But It Could Do Bad Things As Well
If you’ve been keeping up with the news for the past few years, you’ve certainly come across concerns about the things that A.I. could do. For instance, it’s very possible that the powerful new A.I. language models could put artists, actors, and writers out of a job. But…