WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a daring act of resistance, Rep. Nancy Mace has recently announced that she will release as much naked footage of herself as it takes to fight the exploitation of women.
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If There’s A Good And Loving God, Why Did He Make Me So Annoying? – Op-Ed By Atheist
Okay, Christians, if your god is "so loving," then why would he create someone as annoying as me? I bet you can’t answer that question.
Man Thanks God He Is Not Like These Sorry Churchgoers All Around Him Who Can’t Sing A Harmony
OMAHA, NE — Sources close to Peter Wilfred report that the 30-year-old got down on his knees last Sunday to thank God that he wasn’t like all the sorry churchgoers around him who can’t sing a harmony.
Chicago Mayor Insists He Has Never Discriminated Against White-Boy Honky Crackers
CHICAGO, IL — Following a deluge of allegations of racist hiring practices to fill city official jobs, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson issued a statement insisting that he had never once discriminated against white-boy honky crackers.
10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will go and how many human beings will lose their jobs to the machines.
Donald Trump Declares War On Mexico After Attack On Brooklyn Bridge
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after a catastrophic incident involving a sailing vessel belonging to the Mexican navy, President Donald Trump held a press conference to declare war on Mexico for its flagrant attack on the Brooklyn Bridge.
Caitlin Clark Indicted For Murder After Fouling Angel Reese
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — What had been hailed as a potentially Hall of Fame career was cut short at the start of just its second season, as WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark was indicted for murder after fouling Angel Reese.
Experts Say AI Unlikely To Replace Government Bureaucrats As It’s Not Soulless Enough
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a welcome bit of good news for government bureaucrats hiding out from DOGE, experts have determined that AI is unlikely to replace their jobs any time soon, as it’s not soulless enough.
Alarming: Thanks To Public School Funding Cuts, This Five-Year-Old Student Doesn’t Know All The Variant Sexual Lusts Adults Can Have
ANAHEIM, CA — The effects of cutbacks to public school funding for teaching children about the myriad types of gross deviants there are in the world began to be felt this week, as one five-year-old student was found not to know all the variant sexual lusts adults can…
Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the shocking announcement that he was suffering from stage 4 prostate cancer, former White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that Joe Biden was 100% cancer-free.