KAYSVILLE, UT — Local Christian man Greg Moffat expressed annoyance this week over the fact that his faith in God’s goodness continues to get in the way of sinking into despair over the state of American politics.
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New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like
U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new Progressive Bible that features perforated pages for easy removal of parts you don’t like.
Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory By Firing AK-47s Into The Air
DETROIT, MI — Following the controversial candidate’s primary win in last night’s Michigan Senate primary, joyous Democrats celebrated Abdul Al-Sayed’s victory by firing AK-47s into the air.
Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that’s not good.
Trump Signs Executive Order To Bring Back Racist Pro Sports Team Names
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday the signing of an executive order to bring back racist pro sports team names, effective immediately.
Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver
DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport to downtown Denver.
Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We’ll Tell You What Denomination You Are
All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves?
Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to shop at government-run grocery stores, stating all that would be required is a special mark on the right hand or forehead.
RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show with a reminder for viewers at home to always be sure to cook raccoon to an internal temperature of at least 165 degrees Fahrenheit.
Trump Warns Iran This Is Their Fourth-To-Last Chance At Peace
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The stakes in the war with Iran reached new heights this morning, as President Donald Trump warned the Iranians that this was their fourth-to-last chance at peace.