We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle East. There is such power in hearing these voices boldly call out injustice, wherever it may be.
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Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser
U.S. — Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever "Hanukkah Barbie" this week, confirming today that each doll will come complete with its own Jewish Space Laser.
Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He’s Staring At
TUCSON, AZ — Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the "provocative" clothing worn by the woman he was staring at.
Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan to gift Iran with a giant wooden horse.
CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
GLOUCESTERSHIRE — CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a British farmer called the police on a group of Muslim men who were out for a Sunday drive.
National Election Swayed As Beverly From Nebrasks Puts Political Sign In Yard
KEARNEY, NE — The tide turned this morning in the upcoming national midterm elections after Beverly Franks from Nebraska put a political sign in her front yard.
New Arrival In Heaven Surprised To Find It’s Mostly Amish People
HEAVEN — After his recent earthly passing, Rev. Richard O’Hara was surprised to find out that heaven is mostly filled with Amish people.
Ceasefire Begins After Trump and Iran Forget Whose Turn It Was To Attack The Other
MIDDLE EAST — A ceasefire has taken hold in the Middle East after President Trump and Iran both forgot whose turn it was to bomb the other.
Wife Swoons As Husband Recites Song Of Solomon Verse Comparing Her To A Horse
REDDING, CA — Sources revealed that Georgia Mendlerot was over the moon on Friday after her husband recited a verse from Song of Solomon comparing her to a horse.
10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House
Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump wanted to help him feel as comfortable as possible.