CHULA VISTA, CA — A worker at the California Department of Motor Vehicles requested an interpreter to help translate for a helpless minority customer who came in only speaking English.
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To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory ‘Safety Camps’ For Jewish Residents
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday he introduced mandatory "safety camps" for Jewish residents.
Man Who Took Nation’s Constitutional Rights Claims Protection By Constitutional Right
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A man known best for taking away the Constitutional rights of Americans spent the morning claiming protection under his Constitutional rights as an American.
8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To
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Church Replaces Weekly Offering With 50/50 Raffle
YAZOO CITY, MS — In an effort to drum up more excitement and engagement from the members of its congregation, a local church announced that the traditional weekly offering would be replaced with a 50/50 raffle.
Mamdani Vows To Root Out Semitism
NEW YORK, NY — As concerns continued to grow over rising tensions involving violence against the Jewish community, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani held a press conference in which he vowed to root out semitism.
Terrorists Feeling Dumb For Ramming Twin Towers When All They Had To Do Was Run For Mayor
AFGHANISTAN — Members of the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization are reportedly kicking themselves for all of the work they did pulling off 9/11 when they could have just run for mayor of New York City.
Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens’ Theories That Proved To Be Correct
There are a lot of grifters and charlatans in the podcast world who are sadly willing to say any outlandish thing to make a buck – but on the other hand, there is Candace Owens. Owens’ show is an oasis of logic and reason, where hypotheses only go…
Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled ‘Free Bagels’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mayor Zohran Mamdani set fresh, free bagels outside the Capitol to lure Netanyahu into a clever trap.
‘It’d Be So Easy To Hide A Body Out Here,’ Says Wife On Road Trip To No One In Particular
RAWLINS, WY — While staring at millions of acres of desolate sagebrush, local woman Michelle Clemmens absent-mindedly remarked how easy it would be to dispose of a human corpse out there.