BOULDER, CO — Local church drummer Sam Huddleston continues to make up for his stark lack of talent by playing with an incredible excess of volume.
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Financial Advisor Announces It’s Time To Panic, Urges Clients To Make Hasty, Emotional Decisions
ANNAPOLIS, MD — Local financial advisor Rick Rosas announced that now was the time for utter panic and urged his clients to hastily make huge money moves based on pure emotion.
WNBA Legend Retires With Six Career Points
WASHINGTON, D.C. — WNBA legend Elena Delle Donne announced her retirement yesterday, the former MVP leaving after a decade-long career which saw her score six points.
Teen Wondering When Parents Will Grow Out Of Awkward Stage
MEMPHIS, TN — Local teenager Kayleigh Taylor has begun to wonder when her parents will finally grow out of the awkward stage they’re in.