Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.
Babylon Bee
Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse
NEW YORK, NY — The red-hot warmth of collectivism struck a federal immigration court in downtown New York City yesterday, injuring multiple people with its soothing heat.
Complete Failure Of A Woman Doesn’t Have Her Christmas Shopping Done
ELKO, NV — Local woman Sherry McKenzie reportedly ruined her reputation and was now being held up as an example of what a total failure of a woman looks like after it was discovered that she hasn’t finished her Christmas shopping.
Matt Walsh Calls Out ‘The Odyssey’ For Failing To Cast Actual Greek Demigods
NASHVILLE, TN — Conservative commentator Matt Walsh savagely lambasted director Christopher Nolan for his abject failure to cast any actual Greek demigods in The Odyssey.
Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a long line of arrests and controversial charges brought against the pair.
Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly arrived at church at 6:00 AM on Sunday, a full 3.5 hours before the 9:30 AM service was scheduled to begin.
Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s election woes are finally at an end, as President Donald Trump announced an exciting new plan to put all voting booths inside Olive Garden restaurants.
Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of the VeggieTales cast this week.
Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions, and over a dozen teeth knocked out.
Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
U.S. — After 19 days of added time, Pride Month finally came to a close.