DENVER, CO — In a groundbreaking move for municipal infrastructure, lead architect Gerald Hinkley unveiled blueprints for a renovated Denver International Airport yesterday, proudly showcasing a rental car center situated just 75 miles from the main terminal.
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Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced on Monday that his administration had officially entered into ceasefire talks with the Democrats.
After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump ‘Hitler’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across the nation announced they would observe the long-standing tradition of a five-minute pause in calling Trump "literally Hitler".
CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents’ Dinner
7 Inspiring Scripture Quotes To Lift You Up
When your soul yearns for inspiration, there is no better place to turn than the Word of God. Be lifted up by these seven amazing quotes from Scripture:
Nation Really Wishing Someone Out There Would Start A New Podcast
U.S. — A recent survey showed that an overwhelming number of Americans spend their days desperately wishing someone out there would start a new podcast.
Nation In Stunned Disbelief That The Patriot Front Might Have Been Fake
U.S. — The nation was left in complete disbelief today upon learning that the so-called Patriot Front might have actually been fake.
Kid’s Crappy Sunday School Drawing Apparently Pleasing To Jesus
LINDALE, TX — Surprising many, a preacher at New Wine Community Church held up a three-year-old child’s crappy Sunday school drawing and declared that it was pleasing to Jesus.
SPLC Says Funding KKK Only 3% Of What They Do
MONTGOMERY, AL — The Southern Poverty Law Center defended itself against reports of controversial spending practices by informing donors that funding the Ku Klux Klan is only 3% of what they do.
Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President
WILMINGTON, DE — Residents and staff at a local elder care facility were forced to stifle their laughter again this week, as a crazy old man who moved into the nursing home over a year ago kept telling people he was once the President of the United States.