U.S. — Following his inspiring appearance at TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show and increased popularity among Christian conservatives, musician Kid Rock was notified that his 1999 hit song "Bawitdaba" would be added to hymnals in churches across the country.
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Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics
MILAN — Somalia’s Olympic delegation raised eyebrows and suspicions of fraud this week after winning the country’s 734th gold medal at the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics.
Democrats Counter With STEAL Act To Ban Voter ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With debate ongoing over the Republican-proposed SAVE Act to shore up U.S. election integrity, Democrat lawmakers countered by proposing their own legislation, the STEAL Act, to ban voter ID in elections.
9 Simple Fixes To Make The Winter Olympics More Interesting
The Winter Olympics have long labored in the shadows of the Summer Olympics, boring and under-loved. With just half the viewership of the Summer games, the Winter Olympics is in dire need of bold changes. Here are 9 easy fixes to instantly make it more entertaining:
Winter Olympics Introduces Exciting New Event ‘Septuple Luge’
MILAN — In a move designed to boost the level of interest from viewers and athletes alike, the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Olympics introduced an exciting new event in the Septuple Luge competition.
Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson
VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge.
Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Have In Common
U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common.
Family Leaving Church After Finding Out Pastor Pronounces ‘Wash’ Like ‘Worsh’
GILBERT, AZ — According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after the finding out that pastor said "worsh" instead of "wash."
Wife Interrupts Own Story With Another Story
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local wife Rebecca Gadsen interrupted a story she was telling her husband to begin telling yet another unrelated story.
TPUSA Announces ‘All-American Olympics’ Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport
U.S. — Turning Point USA has announced that they will be hosting the "All-American Olympics" which will feature Kid Rock competing in every single Olympic sport.