GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of thank-you cards.
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Special Needs Community Demands People Stop Comparing Them To Tim Walz
U.S. — Americans with cognitive disabilities and other special needs have demanded that people stop comparing them to Tim Walz.
Nigerian Prince Scammed By Somali Immigrant
LAGOS, NIGERIA — In yet another case of fraud perpetrated by Somalis, a Nigerian prince fell prey to an online scam perpetrated by a Somali immigrant.
Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs
U.S. — Movie fans across the country have expressed concern that Warner Bros’ sale to Netflix could lead to comic book movies becoming over-bloated, soulless cash grabs.
Jehovah’s Witness Family Takes Drive To Look At All The Houses With No Christmas Lights
PASADENA, CA — A family of Jehovah’s Witnesses continued their annual tradition of piling into the car and going for a drive to look at houses without Christmas lights.
10 Changes Coming To Warner Bros Films After Netflix Acquisition
After a bidding war, Netflix has secured a deal to buy Warner Bros. Discovery for a reported $82.7 billion. Once the deal is finalized, fans will notice significant changes to beloved WB properties like Harry Potter, Looney Tunes, and Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged
KANSAS CITY, MO — Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs’ disappointing season had led one of the world’s biggest celebrities to reconsider her future, with Taylor Swift hoping that Travis Kelce had forgotten that they were engaged.
Game Of Monopoly Narrowly Avoided
CAMILLA, GA — A routine family game night almost ended in disaster after a young child asked to play Monopoly. Fortunately for everyone involved, better heads prevailed, and the game of Monopoly was narrowly avoided.
Family Just One Accidentally Opened Hotel Water Bottle Away From Bankruptcy
ANAHEIM, CA — Dad and budget hawk Kevin Peterson told his kids that the family was just one accidentally opened hotel minibar waterbottle away from complete financial ruin.
Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement
BORDENTOWN, NJ — According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully negotiated his vehicle maintenance down from a routine $75 oil change to a mere $2,000 full brakes and rotor replacement.