U.S. — Moviegoers eagerly awaited the release of the latest sci-fi blockbuster film from one of showbusiness’s most legendary directors, though early reviews indicated that Disclosure Day caused audiences to question their faith in Steven Spielberg.
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King Solomon Admits He May Have Plagiarized ‘Nothing New Under The Sun’
JERUSALEM — As he observed the temple scribes hard at work making official copies of the book of Ecclesiastes, King Solomon reportedly admitted that he may have plagiarized the bit about there being nothing new under the sun.
‘What Is A World Cup?’ Googles America
U.S. — As the highly anticipated soccer matches prepared to kick off in cities throughout the country, millions of Americans got ready for the occasion by sitting down and Googling "What is a World Cup?"
World Cup Stadium Empty As European Tourists All Just Hanging Out At Buc-ee’s
U.S. — As the first World Cup matches were set to get underway this week, the stadiums were completely devoid of fans as all the people who traveled to America for the tournament were hanging out at Buc-ee’s.
Elon Musk Confirms He Will Soon Have Enough Money To Become Batman
AUSTIN, TX — As the richest man in the world approaches a net worth of $1 trillion, Musk confirmed that he would soon have enough money to officially become the Batman.
Trump Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with Iran for the 27th time this year, shattering the previous record of one.
EMTs To Be Stationed Near Spurs Bench Next Game To Prevent Choking
SAN ANTONIO, TX — For the health and safety of the team’s players, the San Antonio Spurs will be stationing EMTs near its bench at all future games to prevent choking.
Bill Gates Brought Before Congress To Answer For Epstein, Windows Vista
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates was brought before the United States Congress this week to answer for his connection to convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and Windows Vista.
Least Popular Sport In The World Holds Little Tournament
U.S. — The least popular sport in the world is hosting a tiny little tournament for the few people who care.
Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the…