TULSA, OK — Local dad William Madsen announced he was excited to show his kids some of the horror and action movies he loved from the 1970s, which must be ok because they’re rated the same as those Toy Story movies.
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Dad Accepted Into Ninja School After Leaping Under Garage Door As It’s Closing
COLUMBUS, OH — Local dad Tripp Cashton was elated to receive his acceptance to Ninja School after nailing the feat of leaping under a garage door just as it closed.
America’s Obesity Crisis Solved As EBT Benefits Run Out
U.S. — The American Medial Association announced the long battle with American obesity had finally come to an end thanks to EBT benefits running out amidst the ongoing government shut down.
‘VeggieTales’ Releases New Episode With Evil Orange Character Who Deports Mr. Lunt
U.S. — Real-world current events spilled over into children’s entertainment once again, as VeggieTales released a new episode with an evil orange character who deports Mr. Lunt.
Toddler Clocks In For Another Long Day Working In The Play Kitchen
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — Local toddler Wyatt Carlson clocked in for another long day working at the play kitchen his parents bought him for his birthday.
Newsom Continues To Endanger Public By Issuing Drivers’ Licenses To Women
SACRAMENTO, CA — Gavin Newsom has doubled down on California’s commitment to endangering public safety by issuing driver’s licenses to women.
9 Historical Objects Trump Destroyed In The East Wing
President Trump has bulldozed part of the White House to make room for a new grand ballroom, leaving America to lament the loss of the storied, majestic East Wing. The list of irreplaceable artifacts lost in the demo may shock you.
Heartbreaking: Terrorist Shares How He Got Dirty Looks While Boarding Subway In Bulletproof Vest After 9/11
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Local terrorist Muhammad Mohammed al Muhammad shared a heart-wrenching story about how he got dirty looks while boarding the subway in a bulletproof vest after 9/11.
Bad Luck: Trump Says The Missing Epstein Files Were In The East Wing And Have Now Been Destroyed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Jeffrey Epstein case is now formally closed following an announcement by President Donald Trump that all the missing Epstein files were in the East Wing of the White House and have now been destroyed.
Pastors Reveal 10 Most Helpful Ideas Left In Church Suggestion Box
Some people are too intimidated to talk to their pastors directly, so the church suggestion box is a great tool for collecting anonymous feedback on your church service. We asked pastors to share some of the most helpful ideas they’ve received in the suggestion box. The answers may…