DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on its head, thus brilliantly transforming it into a Christmas decoration.
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Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs On All Incoming Christmas Presents From The North Pole
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Families hoping for financial relief for the holiday season received troubling news today, as President Donald Trump announced he was imposing 25% tariffs on all incoming Christmas presents from the North Pole.
Brown University Hires Chief Wiggum To Track Down Shooter
PROVIDENCE, RI — Leadership at Brown University, frustrated with the lack of progress in tracking the shooter who killed two students and injured many more on December 13, has reportedly recruited Chief Clancy Wiggum of Springfield to assist in the case.
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South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
ANTARCTICA — Santa Claus’ Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South Pole have been making cheap knock-off toys for Christmas at half the price.
Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
CAMBRIDGE — As the nations of the West continue to struggle with understanding how to deal with the spread of immigrants from Islamic countries, a groundbreaking new study found that islamophobia may be at least partially caused by Muslims killing people all the time.
James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side
U.S. — According to sources, investigative journalist James O’Keefe once again went deep undercover in spite of his notoriety by parting his hair on the other side.
Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things
WESTMINSTER, CO — According to sources, a so-called "Zoomer" is actually low-key trying hard at life and caring about things. Totally cringe. Whatever.
Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed ‘J Is For Jihad’ Episode
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Popular kids’ entertainment mogul Miss Rachel apologized this week for releasing what many are calling a poorly timed video titled "J Is For Jihad."
Nation’s Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11
U.S. — In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation’s worship leaders collectively announced plans to honor Rob Reiner by turning their guitars up to 11.