U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia James’s bail at $355 million.
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7 Other People More Deserving Of Nobel Peace Prize Than Trump
While many were surprised that President Trump was passed over for the Nobel Peace Prize, the fact of the matter is there were several nominees who were simply more deserving. Here are seven other individuals who were also ranked by the Nobel Committee ahead of Trump:
It’s Not Over Yet: Trump Still Hoping For Nobel In Literature For Latest Truth Social Post
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After being snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, sources close to President Donald Trump revealed that he had not yet given up hope that he could win a Nobel Prize in Literature for his latest Truth Social post.
Guy In Front Of You In Gas Station Line Buying Lotto Tickets, Cigarettes, Applying For Home Mortgage Loan
BOISE, ID — According to sources, the guy standing in front of you at the gas station right now is buying lotto tickets, cigarettes, and also applying for a home mortgage loan.
Trump Retaliates For Peace Prize Snub With Picture Of The Nobel Committee In Sombreros
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Even one of the most revered institutions in the world found out that it was not immune to being trolled by the leader of the free world, as President Donald Trump retaliated for his peace prize snub with a picture of the Nobel Committee wearing…
Letitia James Smooths Things Over By Sending Trump Heartfelt ‘Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You’ Card
NEW YORK, NY — Sources said the indicted New York attorney general held out hope that she could ease her combative relationship with the president, as Letitia James attempted to smooth things over by sending Trump a heartfelt "Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You" card.
Too Far? Trump Constructs ‘Dungeon Of Torment’ For Presidents To Punish Their Political Enemies
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Concerns over President Trump’s ethics were raised this week ordered the construction of a Dungeon of Torment for his political enemies, causing many to question: Is the president perhaps going too far?
NFL Bows To Pressure, Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead
NEW YORK, NY — Due to overwhelming pressure, the National Football League announced that it had canceled plans for rapper Bad Bunny to perform at the Super Bowl LX halftime show and instead offered the coveted spot to psychologist and author Dr. Jordan B. Peterson.
Trump Brokers Historic Peace Deal Between Yankees And Red Sox Fans
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the peace agreement between Israel and Hamas tentatively settled, President Donald Trump reportedly set his sights on quelling the longstanding unrest between Yankees and Red Sox fans.
Greta Thunberg Awarded Nobel Prize For Ending The War In Gaza
OSLO — The Nobel Committee announced that it had officially chosen Greta Thunberg to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for her pivotal role in bringing an end to the war in Gaza.