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Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven

November 16, 2025 From Babylon Bee

WORLD — In an event the likes of which haven’t been seen in decades, millions of people converted to Christianity after learning there is no Microsoft Teams in Christian Heaven.

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In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile

November 15, 2025 From Babylon Bee

U.S. – In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.

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Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing

November 14, 2025 From Babylon Bee

ALEXANDRIA, VA — Inspired by the Trump White House’s move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced it would be addressing the ongoing "Five Guys Affordability Crisis" with convenient 50-year burger financing.

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Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs

November 14, 2025 From Babylon Bee

AUBURN HILLS, MI — Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and were designed specifically to blast gamma ray bursts into your eyeballs.

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Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas

November 14, 2025 From Babylon Bee

FRAMINGHAM, MA — Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove an icepick in your ears will be possible once again this year, as Bose introduced its new Mariah Carey-canceling headphones just in time for Christmas.

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Shoe Manufacturers Rush To Design New Nickel Loafers

November 14, 2025 From Babylon Bee

U.S. — With the penny no longer being minted, shoe manufacturers announced that they were working hard to replace the old penny loafer slip-on shoe design with an exciting new nickel loafer.

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Poem On Statue Of Liberty Updated To Read ‘No Fatties’

November 14, 2025 From Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY — As part of a change in immigration policy designed to limit the incoming of foreign nationals with chronic health issues, the poem posted on the Statue of Liberty was updated to read "No Fatties."

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Children’s Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies

November 13, 2025 From Babylon Bee

DALLAS, TX — The children’s pastor of Flame Passion Born Again Friends Fellowship Church caught the community’s attention after she gave an inspiring children’s church teaching that was once again jam-packed with heresies.

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Megyn Kelly Gets Rid Of Old Pager Just To Be Safe

November 13, 2025 From Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY — Political commentator Megyn Kelly quietly tossed her pager in the trash this week in what her team described as "an abundance of caution."

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10 Other Commandments That Didn’t Make The Cut

November 13, 2025 From Babylon Bee

The Ten Commandments have long been seen as the backbone of societal laws for thousands of years, but did you know that there were other commandments that didn’t make the list?

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