PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at AmFest, a four-day event held at the Phoenix Convention Center, nearly had their eardrums ruptured Thursday after conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro delivered a blistering 3-hour speech in just 17 seconds.
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Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027
U.S. — People struggling to find a parking space will soon have their work cut out for them, as it’s now expected that every single parking spot in the United States will be either handicapped or online pick-up only no later than 2027.
Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at Turning Point’s AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own speech for evening prayer to Mecca.
‘I Hate You, Too’ — OpEd By Your Printer
Let’s drop the act. I know how you really feel about me, and you know what? I hate you, too.
Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday softening the federal stance on marijuana after extensively reviewing notes from a "Dr. S. Dogg."
Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Congress prepared to vote on legislation that would prevent gender transitioning treatment from being given to minors, Democrats blasted Republicans for trying to put hardworking genital mutilators out of business.
9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
It’s all the rage these days — well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how misunderstood they’ve been all the time. But what other classic bad guys could benefit from this fad?
Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom
WASHINGTON, D.C. — D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith reportedly stepped down from her duties on Thursday because President Donald Trump had reduced crime in the city so drastically that it had made her really bored.
To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey Booker pledged his unwavering support for the trans community and showed solidarity with trans kids by announcing his plan to get his vagina removed.
Wife Gets Husband’s Attention By Dressing Up As P-38 Lightning
MONROVIA, CA — A local wife revealed that she found the perfect way to get her husband’s attention after dressing up as the historic Lockheed P-38 Lightning fighter aircraft.