GREENWOOD, MO — Martial arts enthusiasts celebrated a historic achievement this week, as a local baby attained a 3rd-degree black belt in rolling out of diaper changes.
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Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution
NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — One superfan’s dream of seeing his team play in high definition came true this weekend, as a local man bought a new TV so he could watch NFL referees blow calls in stunning 4K resolution.
People Who Have Been Calling For A Ceasefire For Two Years Denounce Ceasefire
U.S. — Anti-Israel protestors denounced the Trump-brokered ceasefire in Israel after months of demanding that Trump broker a peace deal in Gaza.
Leftists Take To Streets To Protest End Of Genocide
WORLD — Leftists across the globe took to the streets over the weekend to protest the ceasefire in Gaza and the end of genocide.
Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James’s Bail At $355 Million
U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia James’s bail at $355 million.
7 Other People More Deserving Of Nobel Peace Prize Than Trump
While many were surprised that President Trump was passed over for the Nobel Peace Prize, the fact of the matter is there were several nominees who were simply more deserving. Here are seven other individuals who were also ranked by the Nobel Committee ahead of Trump:
It’s Not Over Yet: Trump Still Hoping For Nobel In Literature For Latest Truth Social Post
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After being snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, sources close to President Donald Trump revealed that he had not yet given up hope that he could win a Nobel Prize in Literature for his latest Truth Social post.
Guy In Front Of You In Gas Station Line Buying Lotto Tickets, Cigarettes, Applying For Home Mortgage Loan
BOISE, ID — According to sources, the guy standing in front of you at the gas station right now is buying lotto tickets, cigarettes, and also applying for a home mortgage loan.
Trump Retaliates For Peace Prize Snub With Picture Of The Nobel Committee In Sombreros
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Even one of the most revered institutions in the world found out that it was not immune to being trolled by the leader of the free world, as President Donald Trump retaliated for his peace prize snub with a picture of the Nobel Committee wearing…
Letitia James Smooths Things Over By Sending Trump Heartfelt ‘Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You’ Card
NEW YORK, NY — Sources said the indicted New York attorney general held out hope that she could ease her combative relationship with the president, as Letitia James attempted to smooth things over by sending Trump a heartfelt "Sorry I Maliciously Prosecuted You" card.