MANCHESTER, U.K. — Police in Great Britain are working to determine the motive of a man named Jihad Jewkiller who attacked a synagogue earlier this week.
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ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA
BRISTOL, CT — ESPN will bring its 45 years of sports coverage to a close as it shifts to exclusively covering the WNBA.
Pope Activates Ice Powers, Builds Ice Palace While Singing In Sparkly Blue Dress
VATICAN CITY — In a stunning scene this morning, Pope Leo activated his long-dormant ice powers and built a magical ice palace while belting out showtunes.
Unitarian President Reaffirms Belief That A Man Should Not Speak In Church
BOSTON, MA — The President of the Unitarian Universalist Association has come out strongly to reaffirm the denomination’s commitment to the belief that a man should not speak in church.
Great News: Dunkin’ Donuts Announces They Have Found A Way To Make Their Donuts Even Worse
CANTON, MA — Dunkin’ Donuts announced Friday that its esteemed culinary team had made a major breakthrough and somehow found a way to make their donuts even worse.
Cruel: IDF Forces Give Greta Thunberg Dry Sub Sandwich With No Mayo
MEDITERRANEAN SEA — Greta Thunberg and other members of the latest humanitarian flotilla sailing to Gaza were subjected to unspeakable cruelty by the Israeli Defense Forces, who kidnapped them and then gave them dry sub sandwiches with no mayo to eat.
Trump Admin Announces Free Sombrero Giveaway For First 10,000 Illegals To Self-Deport
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House launched an initiative on Friday guaranteeing a free sombrero to the first 10,000 illegal aliens who self-deport.
Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song ‘Dumb Hairy Football Jock’ Isn’t About Him
LEAWOOD, KS — Following the release of her new album, singer-songwriter Taylor Swift reportedly sat down with her fiancé, football star Travis Kelce, to assure him that her hit new song "Dumb Hairy Football Jock" was not about him.
Conservative Family Cancels Netflix Account Forever For The Fifth Time
TULSA, OK — One local Conservative family announced this week that they would absolutely be canceling their Netflix account forever for the fifth time.
8 New Kid-Friendly Shows Coming To Netflix
Netflix has come under fire recently for inserting trans content in its kids’ programming. IN response to the controversy, the streaming platform revealed plans to revamp its entire children’s section with new shows designed to win back angry parents.









